auroarer
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7 years ago @ The Toast - "We would have paid he... · 5 replies · +58 points
I am not naturally thin; my normal body state is small-boned but, let's say, cuddly. So the trade off is quite real if I'd rather write a few days a week than hit the gym.
7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Raised on Radio: Reque... · 1 reply · +5 points
The small town where I grew up still has a pretty good college radio station, and a few others within tuning range. I dig it when I'm home visiting the family. One of them used to play "The Boy with the Arab Strap" by Belle and Sebastian constantly, for some reason. I used to go with a friend of mine, who DJed her own metal show, to another one sometimes and she would let me read the PSAs on the air.
If you enjoyed this essay, pick up Sarah Vowell's Radio On, also.
8 years ago @ The Toast - More Than the Mail: A ... · 1 reply · +8 points
Second of all, this dredged up all of my antipathy for New York City post offices, which are almost uniformly terrible. (Cadman Plaza is borderline acceptable, along with 4th Avenue; Fresh Meadows in Queens is the only one, in my view, that qualifies as somewhat pleasant, though I haven't been there in years). Many New Yorkers seem to have developed a stoic detachment from zany ideas like "postal employees shouldn't actively steal your packages" and "when you get a notice from the post office asking you to pick up a package, that package might, theoretically, be at the post office address printed on the notice."
8 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 3 replies · +2 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Levels Of Purse Anxiet... · 0 replies · +5 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Levels Of Purse Anxiet... · 0 replies · +3 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Levels Of Purse Anxiet... · 0 replies · +6 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings Of Saul And ... · 0 replies · +7 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Characters I Have Inap... · 1 reply · +3 points
"Ain't easy civilizing this motherfucker."
"For real, I'm living life with some burdensome n***as."