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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +7 points

Those goddamn things don't fit - look how they gape at the heel. I'm sure they're Louboutin knock-offs.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - San Diego Cops Thought... · 0 replies · +2 points

I guess I should have read before posting ;-)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - San Diego Cops Thought... · 0 replies · +3 points

They were just trying to get into the store to buy some iced tea and skittles to make purple drank!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +9 points

It is a little delusional, holding up Sarah Palin as a Constitutional scholar, but holding up Bristol as one? That's a special kind of crazy, isn't it?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +7 points

Or suggests that they're related.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +12 points

Santorum proved it when he took on Mitt Romney during the last Republican go around!

That must be why we have President Santorum now!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +4 points

Damn. I watched the whole thing with the sound off. The way she mugs for the camera is.....kinda creepy. She smirks, she shrugs, she wrinkles her nose, she quivers, she frowns, she opens her eyes wide, then narrows them down. She pulls this weird mocking face where she retracts her lower jaw.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +14 points

you didn’t hear it at all in the State of the Union

That's because you weren't listening, Sarah. Instead you were covering your ears and going "lalalalalalalalalal"

9 years ago @ Wonkette - That Lululemon Jerk Is... · 3 replies · +11 points

I don't really know anything about Lululemon, but in my job I manage a public resource that a lot of marketeers like to exploit, and the local Lululemon people are the fucking WORST. No, asshole, the public park is NOT there to be a venue for your yoga world domination.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bristol Palin Begs Leg... · 3 replies · +9 points

You know, I'm not really one who should talk, but every time I see that photo, I'm struck by the total lack of muscle tone Bristol's calves have - For a young woman of 24, she sure doesn't seem to work out much. No wonder she was such a shitty dancer.