en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/748525 Comments by augustus1 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426539 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge Part 1__ I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:__I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.__I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.__I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.__ Tue, 5 Jan 2010 06:15:27 +0000 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426539 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426451 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge Part 1 I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also. Tue, 5 Jan 2010 06:13:20 +0000 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426451 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426252 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge Part 1 I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also. I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: Social Security Medicare/Medicaid State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) Tue, 5 Jan 2010 06:09:36 +0000 http://biggovernment.com/smcqueen/2010/01/04/for-tea-parties-bigger-is-not-better/#IDComment50426252 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50385660 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge part 5 I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America. I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army. I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees. Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks. Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die. SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___. _ Mon, 4 Jan 2010 22:04:06 +0000 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50385660 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50385419 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge part 4 State or Federal (pretty much all of them) Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them) Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions) Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of Mon, 4 Jan 2010 22:01:44 +0000 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50385419 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384941 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge part 3 . I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!) Public and State Universities and Colleges Public Primary and Secondary Schools Sesame Street Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children Public Museums Libraries Public Parks and Beaches State and National Parks Public Zoos Unemployment Insurance Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, Mon, 4 Jan 2010 21:56:25 +0000 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384941 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384618 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge part 2 I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: Social Security Medicare/Medicaid State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) Police, Fire, and Emergency Services US Postal Service Roads and Highways Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA) The US Railway System Public Subways and Metro Systems Public Bus and Lightrail Systems Rest Areas on Highways Sidewalks Mon, 4 Jan 2010 21:52:45 +0000 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384618 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384498 The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge part 1 I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Mon, 4 Jan 2010 21:51:22 +0000 http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.ddf1d3c1eb6d81b959257820155d3d51.331&show_article=1#IDComment50384498