I need to steal from a tweet I saw this AM and will need to credit later...
"I wonder what will happen when he finds out his daughter is a woman?"
"Pictorial proverb" caused an petite aneurysm, but now I understand how teapartiers understand the Constitution.
See what Florida does to people? Even nice Republicans from Ct? Oh, wait...
"Autoerotic Mishap" is an awesome band name.
Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?
A: He forgot the safety word.
Uh... all of the above and did you note the use of "valiance?"
Another incredible fact? Her art history spiels are only slightly less bitter.
Jewelry in Vista is only sold by the foot.