arcane_allusion

arcane_allusion

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374 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida Man With Priva... · 0 replies · +4 points

The worst part of this entire situation is now I can't get that Alarm song out of my head. Couldn't he have bought one more gun and spared me?

407 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Actually Good Holiday ... · 0 replies · +3 points

My favorite version of a classic. The surf guitar version of god rest ye merry gentlemen played by a trio of adorable moppets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoJt4to2V0

411 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 2 replies · +35 points

Wow, Peter Jackson is just mailing it in now. That's got to be the worst movie trailer ever.

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Book Club: Sh... · 4 replies · +13 points

Are you high? Vader couldn't take Radagast.

422 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DNC Charades Winner Je... · 0 replies · +8 points

Joe Biden's head?

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Campaign Throws... · 1 reply · +7 points

Mitt to the poors: You'll get nothing and like it.

425 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRO: Ladies Should Lov... · 0 replies · +11 points

Charles Lindbergh?

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Thanks to Hilarious Fl... · 0 replies · +2 points

Come on they are not stupid. They know that a man with a jar of piss is a man with a plan.

463 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michael Steele Called ... · 0 replies · +10 points

As a resident of PG County I got one of these calls on election day. At the time I thought, "What kind of retard would pay for a call like that?"

Now I know.

472 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Malkin Hated ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I'm not sure, but I heard it involves ping pong balls