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276 weeks ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +12 points

ok byeee bye byee byebye bye byebye byeeeee *waves hands wildly as though using them for the very first time*

276 weeks ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +19 points

Well. There we go, then!

278 weeks ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +38 points

Draper-Sterling HQ is apparently a five minute drive from my parents' house. I don't know what to do with this information.

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 0 replies · +47 points

good golly I thought the Animaniacs pitch would be the peak of the nascent "poke fun at flaws of an old show while building to unexpectedly profound life truths" genre, but here we are!

edit: seems I've missed some entries in this series jeeeeeez I got to go play catch up LATERRR

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - The Worst Weather In A... · 4 replies · +107 points

Please enjoy this image of railway workers sliding down the side of Mt. Washington in the late 1800s:


These little rail seats were called "Devil's Shingles" and allegedly reached speeds up to 70mph. They were banned after the world's most inevitable fatal accident, but I'm very happy they existed long enough for this picture to be taken.

280 weeks ago @ The Toast - Daily Meditation: Ever... · 2 replies · +28 points

The classic video of Pepin deboning a chicken exists to reminds us all that anything in this world can be soothing and beautiful, even something as gnarly as Animal Disassembly.

280 weeks ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +25 points

Play as multiple characters? **I** get to choose the order?? This sounds great!! :-)

280 weeks ago @ The Toast - An Update To Wikipedia... · 2 replies · +130 points

The best-case scenario IMHO is that the Zodiac Killer is not limited by a human lifespan at all -- they were a giant tortoise the whole time

please note that this does not preclude ted cruz from also being a giant tortoise in disguise

suddenly a lot of things make sense huh

281 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gothic Novels, Now Tha... · 1 reply · +68 points

Why, those heights haven't wuthered in years!

282 weeks ago @ The Toast - Guessing What French I... · 2 replies · +48 points

the duke of organs

that is an exceedingly plausible villain of a period horror novel right there