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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama Puts Ki... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hermann Goering destroyed enemies of the Reich by sitting on them.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Jackass In Fancy Car M... · 1 reply · +9 points

We don't want them gardening, ruining our state fairs with competitions over who can grow the biggest zucchini.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Scott Has No Idea... · 3 replies · +11 points

That is either super romantic or completely insane.

Either way, call me if it doesn't work out!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Welfare Poors Aren't B... · 0 replies · +3 points

I had one of those illnesses that they give you the good drugs for, and I passed those drugs out like they were candy. The nurse thing is crappy, but...if it looks like you're terminally ill, your doctor will write for whatever you want, guaranteeing enough to numb your physical pain, and your loved ones' emotional pain. Win-win!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Cops On Internet Forum... · 3 replies · +138 points

I wonder how these officers will feel about the protests when the Teabaggers are through smashing their pensions, confiscating their insurance, and cutting their pay down to the same rate as mall rent-a-cops?

Oh, who am I kidding, they'll blame the Messicans and keep voting Republican.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - New Poll Shows America... · 0 replies · +2 points

Bitches don't know bout my WARBLOG

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Hundred Millionaire Mi... · 1 reply · +9 points

Sort of...the whole GOP field is a lemon party.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Coming Soon To An Amer... · 0 replies · +3 points

Tweeting is the new knitting.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Weird Story Surfaces I... · 1 reply · +14 points

So he's an inept drug user *and* an inept pornographer? Even George W. Bush was more qualified!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - U.S. Government Scient... · 1 reply · +5 points

Can I go back to 1941 and join Team Japan? I wouldn't have thought we could do shit that would make the Rape of Nanjing and comfort women look "meh" in comparison. USA #1

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