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Wonkette : Michelle Obama Pissed, Y'all

Tue, 10 Dec 2013 17:37:07 +0000

Time for some double barrel diplomacy, if you know what I'm sayin'!!!!! *shoots self*

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Leave Bristol Alooooooone

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:09:48 +0000

2.75 out of 4 stars, I tried fapping to it but, you know...

Wonkette : Ghost Breitbart Outraged: Obama May Blame Republicans If Republicans Shut Down Government

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 18:53:07 +0000

The sad thing about this Tony guy and how he is totally stomping all over Andy B.'s legacy is that he probably wrote his nonsensical gibberish while completely sober.

Wonkette : Glenn Beck's The Blaze Making Sense Again By Reminding Us That Everyone Reclines

Tue, 3 Sep 2013 18:50:55 +0000

Blaze commenters: making Breitbart commenters look like geniuses since 2012.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Derp: Your Labor Day Loonworld Roundup

Mon, 2 Sep 2013 16:43:28 +0000

Yeah but that's exactly why I watch "Family Guy"...

Wonkette : Liveblogging Barack Obama Pretending Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Liberal

Wed, 28 Aug 2013 19:00:10 +0000

MLK's sister had quite a jaunty hat on.

Wonkette : The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:12:29 +0000

A&F won't carry anything bigger than size 10: ceaseless outrage ensues. A&F uses near-slave labor in sweatshops that aren't safe and sometimes burn down: collective meh.

Wonkette : The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:09:54 +0000

Isn't that where they sell yoga pants and boxes of wine?

Wonkette : Eric Bolling Tastefully Imagines Obama Daughters' Violent Deaths In Benghazi

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:27:46 +0000

Douchetastic!

Wonkette : Dennis Prager: Kids Should Be More Hungry

Tue, 7 May 2013 15:36:38 +0000

Every time I see Dennis Prager, this voice in my head yells "THIS MAN DRINKS HIS OWN PEE." I have no idea why.

Wonkette : Everything Turning Up Horse Poop for Michele Bachmann

Mon, 6 May 2013 17:16:14 +0000

This means we can get really excited about the forthcoming panel show on The Blaze: "PALIN & BACHMANN"! C'mon. You know we'd all tune in.

Wonkette : EVERYONE IS GOING INSANE

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:14:46 +0000

Do you have a Hitler Teddy Bear? Because if so, that might work.

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Applies His Forensic Skillz To Boston Bombing

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:00:18 +0000

This kid isn't a terrorist! He's obviously a HIPSTER, and that, ladies and gentlemen, IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN ANY SAUDI NATIONAL!

Wonkette : You Will Want To Read This Gawker Story About The Sexy Man In The Hat

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:46:29 +0000

Okay, well, now I'm crying again.

Wonkette : K-Lo Ticked Boston Marathon Tragedy Didn't Happen While She Was in Town

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:05:34 +0000

I am so unbelievably sad, though I feel relieved (and guilty to feel relieved) to know that the several people I know who ran today along with their travel companions are safe. Just a jumble of emotions.

Wonkette : Oh No, Conservatives In Epic Twit-Fight Against Common Frauder Sarah Palin, And It Is All The Fault

Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:22:19 +0000

So who wants to go in with me on a "Draft Sarah 2016" website? Hilarity shall ensue!

Wonkette : Ready The FEMA Camps: Obama Coming For Your Rascal So You Can't Run Or Hide

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:04:01 +0000

This may be the best thing I've read all year so far.

Wonkette : Unemployed Loser Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Back To What He's Best At: Not Feeding His Kids

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:53:45 +0000

You're gonna love his nuts!

Wonkette : Joe Biden: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

Tue, 1 Jan 2013 22:29:01 +0000

Studies have shown (well, late term Bush approval ratings have shown) that it isn't half the country but more like 27% that will never come to their senses no matter what.

Wonkette : Scoop! Paul Ryan To Be Next House Speaker, According To Some Secret Random Dude Who Gossiped To Laur

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:09:10 +0000

This doesn't help my hangover.

gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Michelle Obama *Pissed*, Y'all

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Leave Bristol Alooooooone

Wonkette : Ghost Breitbart Outraged: Obama May Blame Republicans If Republicans Shut Down Government

Wonkette : Glenn Beck's The Blaze Making Sense Again By Reminding Us That Everyone Reclines

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Derp: Your Labor Day Loonworld Roundup

Wonkette : Liveblogging Barack Obama Pretending Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Liberal

Wonkette : The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement

Wonkette : The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement

Wonkette : Eric Bolling Tastefully Imagines Obama Daughters' Violent Deaths In Benghazi

Wonkette : Dennis Prager: Kids Should Be More Hungry

Wonkette : Everything Turning Up Horse Poop for Michele Bachmann

Wonkette : EVERYONE IS GOING INSANE

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Applies His Forensic Skillz To Boston Bombing

Wonkette : You Will Want To Read This Gawker Story About The Sexy Man In The Hat

Wonkette : K-Lo Ticked Boston Marathon Tragedy Didn't Happen While She Was in Town

Wonkette : Oh No, Conservatives In Epic Twit-Fight Against Common Frauder Sarah Palin, And It Is All The Fault

Wonkette : Ready The FEMA Camps: Obama Coming For Your Rascal So You Can't Run Or Hide

Wonkette : Unemployed Loser Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Back To What He's Best At: Not Feeding His Kids

Wonkette : Joe Biden: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

Wonkette : Scoop! Paul Ryan To Be Next House Speaker, According To Some Secret Random Dude Who Gossiped To Laur

Wonkette : Michelle Obama Pissed, Y'all