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Would you like me to write you a theme song, my king?
Shut up, Menken!
Baby Richard is a little heartbreaking.
What? I'm singing a duet with my inner child.
Men and women of the Second Season, ATTTAACK!!!
Is the pirate king with you? I love him. Yeah, we, we couldn't afford him. Or the leader of the Giants, or Jubilee or really anyone else recognizable.
Robert Lindsay is just having way too much fun with this role.
You know when you presume you make a "Pres" out of U and Me.
Sorry what? What does that mean?
Okay, I laughed. XD
NOOOOO!! TAD COOPER! D8 HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Cue Richard's "90's Movie Trialer Voiceover" voice.
Proof that you can be both a fighter AND appreciate your fancy pants.
Aww, poor Gareth.
Okay, Wormwood, that was an excellent death fall.
Here's a cat and some chocolate. Enjoy the trip.
Oh I am SO going to Spinster Island.
Oh, Tad Cooper, Dinnertime!!
Mark: Holy shit he wasn't fucking around! He really had a dragon the whole time!
This show was so much fun to rewatch. I hope you enjoy your next project as much (I’ve never seen it). ♡
Still, there's plot holes we must fill, and though I doubt we will, we're gonna try on Gaaaalaaaavaaaant~
Oh thank you, thank you very much. I'm here all week. Unless I die.
Bless your unfailing pragmatism, Jester.
And you are right to worry, because how can so few of us dig the graves of so many of them?
Beautiful. 8|b You go, Isabella!
Are we not doing our own stunts?
Mark: oh, now I'm only ever gonna think of them as humongous raisins
OH MY GOD THEIR HOUSE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLAIN XDDDD
LET LOOSE THE LEAFY GREENS!
I won't leave my friend. It's one thing being a horrible human being. It's another thing to be evil.
Gareth has drawn his line and Madalena has crossed it.
Will we just stop everything on a huge cliffhanger?
Mark: You motherfucker!
And now it's time for the finale~!
Boy this guy is just Gilbert and Sullivaning his way to through letting Galavant die.
Mark's reaction to Gareth's song is everything <3 My own reaction was one of more horror and embarrassment.
I always appreciate a Princess Bride reference.
I'm sorry, Bunny, I suck at war. That's why our kingdom was taken by Richard in the first place.
Well, it's good to know your strengths and weaknesses.
Lol, Notting Hill but even better since it has a dead body <3 Also, Yea! For Roberta and Richard finally getting their moment, even though it is interrupted by a resurrection.
These two are so awkwardly adorable, yelling out their emotions via motivational speech.
ZOMBIE ARMY <3
This song is almost that perfect balance of grim and inspiring. Almost XD
Oh forget about them, I smell backstory and I LOVE backstory.
In which Richard is us.
I can still have them chop off your arms.
Ha! Oh, can you? Can she? Hadn't thought of that.
Wait- that's not Tony Head
That bar fight plan totally did not work out.
Bless the forest of coincidence <3
What is this Sixteen Candles bullshit vV
This song annoys me. (Galavant's dad's "I was there") You were still a horrible father, a song saying "But I cared for you in my heart" Doesn't erase that.
Mark: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Richard how do you even-- oh, well never mind, now we know how you have that.
I have to side with Gwynne, here. Food is sacred, especially produce. Once you've experienced the lack of it, you don't waste it ever.
They sound awful.
Oh, they were. And that's when I realized I wanted to be just like them.
Why don't we all go for dinner tonight? Somewhere... candlelit.
Yeah, pretty much anywhere.
Wow. There are actually people worse than Madelena. SO much worse.
I could be the king of a` castle, but without you I'd be the lowliest man in the world.
These two are so freaking adorable.
Oh, Galavant, you are trying so hard XD So. Hard.
By the way, I know what you were up to last night.
Oh, yeah. I guess it was pretty obvious. Because I sang it. Out loud.
Oh, poor Roberta. Ouch.
Ok, Gareth, that is both horrible and lovely at the same time.
Mark: Oh, that's a development.
This song lambasting democracy is both beautiful and depressing as hell, considering.
Awww, Gareth is having a crisis of conscience.
OMG BURN THOSE DOLLS AND SALT THE ASHES.
Creepy wedding planner is creepy.
Now, I can't imagine a free people ever voting to send an army into an open-ended foreign conflict which profits only the few. *stares directly into the camera* That would be madness.
Yeah, that's a real enigma.
Man, I want to plant a chocolate cake.
I'm so meh on this wedding planner plot.
Oh, Galavant, this is not working out well for you. XD
Sid, you're adorable and too good for this whole mess.
And the buddy adventure continues~
And I've worn it every day since then.
say what now? XD
Okay so this dance sequence and song is about 10,000 times better than that sequence in La-La Land 8|
I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
AHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA OMG THE ORIGAMI FORTUNE THING I loved those as a kid, still do, really XDDD
OMG these two throwing everything into the moat.
Bless you, Sid, for being the voice of reason, even though you are so unappreciated.
Oh that is it! I've had it with you! I've had it with being embarrassed, and with betrayal, and with heartache! I am a king for godsakes! I am a KING!
Okay, Timothy Omundsun's line delivery here is great.
Yes, Mark, that IS such a sad song. Poor Isabella </3
This intro is meta perfection <3 Game of Thrones, The Golden Globes, The Bachelorette, Football, and most deservedly The Apprentice *hisssss*-- nothing is spared
I do love how they show Isabella's many atempts to escape here. She's not just sitting around helpless.
Madalena's face after the presentation of the chicken/egg dilemma <3<3<3
Is this for real? Is this really happening?
I don't mean to complain, I just don't know what my role is and that's weird.
Yeah, it's a bit rough not having a role.
A Pirate Died!
That's what pirates DO.
God bless the Enchanted Forest and everything within it <3<3<3
Oh, Mark's reaction to this and Kylie Minogue is everything <3
You're our Beefcake Happy Meal~
Mark: Bless that line.
Gareth and Sid teaming up to counter Madalena is so nice to see.
Chef and Gwynne are so darkly adorable.
Dad said you went into the Enchanted forest and never came out.
The other way around, kid.
Great line <3