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7 years ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Mal... · 0 replies · +36 points
7 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +1 points
They were blown away by the fact that I had read it, loved it, and assigned it despite knowing exactly what was between the covers. They all (especially that particular darling girl) looked simultaneously relieved and like they were getting away with something awesome. Some of the boys may have high-fived. It was perhaps the most successful moment of my first year in the classroom.
8 years ago @ The Toast - Literally Just A Bunch... · 0 replies · +5 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - The Best Ingredients A... · 0 replies · +4 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Reasons Why I Am Furio... · 3 replies · +8 points
I just saw her last night and brought that up, and she told me that there is a name for her sound-induced rage now: misophonia. From Wikipedia:
"Misophonia, literally "hatred of sound", is a rarely diagnosed neuropsychiatric disorder in which negative emotions (anger, flight, hatred, disgust) are triggered by specific sounds.[1] The sounds can be loud or soft.[2] The term was coined by American neuroscientists Pawel Jastreboff and Margaret Jastreboff[3] and is sometimes referred to as selective sound sensitivity syndrome.[4]"
9 years ago @ The Toast - Gears in the Skull: Th... · 7 replies · +34 points
THIS. This is the best articulation of my young self that I have ever read. This and the vending machine poem. (In first grade my teacher gave up spelling or defining words for my classmates, shrugging and telling them instead to ask me--the "walking dictionary." That's a nickname that sets a kid up for a happy elementary school experience, let me tell you.) Thank you for writing this--my adult self is friends with a bunch of similarly smart/nerdy knowledge collectors, and I am much less lonely, but my child self is grateful to find this lovely piece.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Tell Me Your Apartment... · 2 replies · +11 points
Take photos of all the bulbs in the built-in light fixtures--up close so that you can see all the numbers and other identifying marks. (This is especially helpful for any weird-shaped bulbs.) Keep those on your phone, so that when you're at a Home Depot or wherever and you remember that that one light burned out, you'll know which one to get.
WD-40. Different kinds of glue. If you have wood floors, one of those little tools that lets you hammer nails back into place without damaging the floor (there's a cheap set on Amazon called Stanley 58-230 Steel Nail Set.) Maybe a little step-stool/step-ladder. Flashlights, smoke/carbon monoxide detectors, and batteries for all of the above. Every kind of battery.
Did you know that you can have the locks in your home re-keyed so that they all take the same key? This was recently news to me, although I'm sure more experienced homeowners have known that forever. It's cheaper than buying new locks and didn't take the locksmith long at all.
It's always good to ask around for recommendations of skilled tradespeople before you need them urgently. Our main criteria are 1) this person won't make us feel stupid for asking questions or for having broken/neglected things, and 2) I guess things like price, competence, etc, but really mostly #1. People we have hired to do things to our home:
--Electrician
--HVAC...person? (I think our guy goes by The Wizard or The King or some other advertising honorific. So do several of the other folks on this list.)
--Lawn care person (YMMV but we have a massive lawn with bushes and plants and mulch around some trees and zero green thumbs between us so this was pretty clutch. Our stated goal: to not be Those Kids Who Are Ruining The Neighborhood, since we live in an area full of people our parents' ages, including my husband's parents. We aren't doing anything fancy, but having the lawn mowed was shockingly cheap and worth it, we get so many leaves it would take us YEARS to rake them and bag them all, and then a few pricier maintenance sessions kept our plants and shrubs from becoming dangers to ourselves and others.)
--Plumber (Roto-Rooter was pretty good for a few late-night clogs; we finally found a full-service plumber to tackle some bigger problems and he was pricier but very, very knowledgeable and friendly.
--Contractor (We live in Buffalo. We had a patio awning that was attached to the house. We failed to get an Awning Person to take down our awning before winter. We got several feet of snow. The awning was not designed to be load-bearing. Everything is fine now, though.)
--General handyman (Recommended through in-laws. Good for lists of small dopey tasks that are annoying but not pressing--that one wonky drawer, hooking up the dryer, unsticking stuck things.)
We bought our house semi-recently after a rental situation in a beautiful two-family home turned out to have bedbugs in both units and we differed with our landlady as to the appropriate response (us: NUKE THEM, BURN THEM, POISON THEM, her: let's explore natural solutions). We have not regretted it, even in this eternal winter, even though the plumber-locksmith-contractor-electrician events happened within the space of two weeks recently. Because the beautiful thing about owning a home is that we get to make the decisions about what to fix and when to fix it. (Obviously we don't get to decide when it breaks, but I am always so happy not to be waiting on a landlady/landlord when that happens.)
I hope you love your new home! I wish you smooth sailing in your homeownership (and also I wish that no one will ever again present you with a pun that lousy!)
9 years ago @ The Toast - Your Meet-Cute Celebri... · 0 replies · +1 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Your Meet-Cute Celebri... · 2 replies · +14 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - A Note From Aaron Sorkin · 0 replies · +18 points
So, Mallory: THANK YOU for this. THANK YOU.
(And Aaron--because, let's be real, we know you spend a lot of time reading about yourself on the internet--please know that I am still holding out hope that you will get it together, learn that women can be competent at their jobs without occasional and inexplicable lapses into imbecility, accept the role of technology in modern society, and write something else that will have the power to move people and make us better. Please try.)