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chainsawsuit by kris straub : not feelin hot

Fri, 20 Mar 2015 04:35:17 +0000

But were they free-range Gummi Bears is what I wanna know.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : honoring a music legend

Tue, 8 May 2012 09:04:47 +0000

Personally, I'm excited to see just where this style of marketing will go. Why? Three words: Celebrity Corpse Puppets!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : oscar news from yesterday

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 06:13:27 +0000

Faulty audio systems... ...or just further proof that everybody in cinema is secretly a robot?

octopus pie : #516 - not even counting

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 06:10:27 +0000

Try this at home, kids! It'll get you ALL the popularity!

octopus pie : #515 - be cool

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 07:47:34 +0000

They've got this sauntering business down to a freakin' science! All sorts of data runnin' through those steps!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : brought to you by

Wed, 8 Feb 2012 08:44:42 +0000

To be fair, I'm pretty certain that every contest could be won through the use of Doritos.

Halolz : [VIDEO] Ponies Invade Your Video Games

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:25:15 +0000

Wow, with all of these, even a Rhythm Heaven one, I'm amazed this one and its fellows fell under the radar.

Halolz : Well, I still have five left!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:11:48 +0000

Let's assess the situation for a moment, shall we? First off: these people are Pokemon trainers. They left home at a tender young age to go out into the world and have adventures raising their beloved companion creatures and battling them against others for prestige and the incomparable type of companionship between a trainer and their Pokemon. Second: they identify themselves as fishermen. Maybe this is how they make their living, maybe this is just a nice little hobby they fancy themselves pretty good at. For whatever reason, they've chosen this moniker, and it likely comes with a great deal of personal pride in their skill at the craft They always believed themselves to be pretty darn good anglers, and darn it, that's how they're going to present themselves to the rest of the world. Now, finally, and most importantly: their teams. Magikarps. Nothing but a full Pokeball belt of Magikarps. Now one might make the argument that they're simply trying to obtain a full set of Gyarados. An admirable goal, and one that might be true in certain instances. However, we know this is not the case. No matter how many times we encounter these people, their Magikarps are always just that...weak, useless, splash-attacking Magikarps. They never evolve. They never kill us all. Now, consider the implications of this. These men, who left home at a time when they were the most vulnerable and impressionable. These men, who went out into the world with dreams of fame, grandeur, and satisfaction. These men, who take such pride in their fishing ability that they introduce themselves to every person they meet as such. And all they have to show for it is a full team of slow, weak, tasteless, useless, unevolved and unevolving Magikarp. Note the crazed expression on the Fisherman's face. Note the discarded cans of beer and the cooler likely full of similar alcoholic drinks. Now I ask you: sending your team of helpless little Magikarp into a battle that they've no chance of winning only to see them beaten to within an inch of their life. The careless act of a monster? Or the only way he knows how to deal with the crippling, traumatic disappointment of a wasted life, and a failed career?

Halolz : KEEP CALM AND REMOVE THE ARROW FROM YOUR KNEE

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 02:05:52 +0000

Ahh, but who's to say that the arrow-head isn't still lodged somewhere in their kneecap? Having the shaft and fletching of an arrow jutting out of one's knee would become quite cumbersome, so it's not too unreasonable to think that maybe the grand majority of the guards in Skyrim simply broke away what bits of the shaft they could, while sanding the rest down while not removing what was already embedded in the flesh, then simply choosing to wear their guard armor over it. Is the entire arrow still in one's knee? Technically speaking, no, but there is still an arrow-head and perhap pieces of the arrow-shaft still in the knee, so one could still argue that they had arrows in their knees. Really, all it comes down to then is semantics. As for how they might going about removing an arrow embedded in such a way, I'm not really sure. Maybe the Magic of Friendship could help them.

Halolz : KEEP CALM AND REMOVE THE ARROW FROM YOUR KNEE

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:28:30 +0000

Hah! By the Nine, it's so obvious now! I can't believe I never thought of that before! Man, this is a real knee-slapp--AUGH FUCK!!

Halolz : ADVENTURING

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:32:02 +0000

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chainsawsuit by kris straub : crispburger!!!

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:53:55 +0000

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Halolz : The Legendary Pokémon Last Supper

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:00:43 +0000

Wow, who knew the Unown were the Da Vincis of the Pokemon universe?

Halolz : [VIDEO] I Wanna Make Love to Ms. Pac-Man

Mon, 5 Dec 2011 11:38:46 +0000

Is it me, or do the ghosts all look like broken condoms?

Halolz : That's very interesting.

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 04:44:01 +0000

Remove the pun and assume the goron is speaking in the third person... Then view the post in a whole new light.

Halolz : No one says "no" to Grooseton!

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 07:40:24 +0000

"Well, some people use the 'A' Button..."

Halolz : No one says "no" to Grooseton!

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 07:14:15 +0000

Maybe you need to take a trip to the Intensive Care Unit?

Halolz : Trainer Tips

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 08:22:27 +0000

Blokes what bludgeon their moms to death with a Gym Badge Case. Professionals have Type Advantages.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Taking A Stab In The Dark

Mon, 7 Nov 2011 20:15:37 +0000

Gonna have to say the Friday the 13th franchise all the way up to Jason X. Jason begins as a being that you're not even sure is real throughout the first movie, becomes both real and one of the goriest figures in horror in all of the movies after, and finally gets frozen in a block of ice, is revived several years in the future and is turned into a murderous/practically immortal cyborg that flies down to Earth asteroid-style at the end of the movie, at which point, eveyone says FUCK IT and does a complete continuity reboot. Seriously. What the hellassballs?

Halolz : Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Charlie Brown

Wed, 2 Nov 2011 19:37:10 +0000

<img src="http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/131690647172.gif"> The rock is now diamonds!