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Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 03:17:07 +0000

Absolutely. The fried shrimp is fucking everywhere, and you've never seen such rounded heads.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 03:04:13 +0000

KHOU-TV will launch its Doppler Gay-dar weather system.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 03:00:57 +0000

White Mormon men.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 02:57:48 +0000

Gulf Shores is an hour or so from me. Its most famous feature is a redneck bar that hosts mullet toss contests. The fish, not the haircut.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:06:00 +0000

Of course. He'd have called himself King Jim if he had been straight. That bullshit about "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" has never rung true. It would have to be Adam and Steven.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:03:26 +0000

Little known fact: Martin Luther was a Zorn Übersetzer himself.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 23:52:54 +0000

MILF: musty Irish Luddite frump

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 23:49:05 +0000

He would put Ms. Dowd on a diet of worms and then nail 95 feces on her door.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 23:31:18 +0000

Down here, the KJV Bible is considered the only kosher translation by those who bible-hump. There's a bumper sticker that reads "IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE." The non-biblical syntax of that message doesn't seem to dawn on anyone.

Wonkette : Florida (Congress) Man: Texas Is So Crazy, You Can't Even Have All The Dildos

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 04:33:41 +0000

My sister in law in Alabama asked my wife to get a vibrator/dildo for her a few years ago, because The Firehose State prohibits their sale. I came very close to cementing a "WWJD" coin to the bottom before it was delivered, because the S-I-L is a fundagelical Christianist.

Wonkette : Fox News Can't Believe Obama Said Christians Have Done Bad Stuff Too, For Jesus

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 04:02:24 +0000

And the black Americans burned to death in lynchings were not fully real people, so they don't count either.

Wonkette : Fox News Can't Believe Obama Said Christians Have Done Bad Stuff Too, For Jesus

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 03:52:32 +0000

No, they illuminate them with LED bulbs now. They're sensitive to ecological issues now, you know.

Wonkette : Fox News Can't Believe Obama Said Christians Have Done Bad Stuff Too, For Jesus

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 03:50:07 +0000

The Klan fancied itself a Christian posse in fact.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: RNC and Hategroup AFA Might Not Heart Israel After All

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:25:43 +0000

Sheldon is Jewish?!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin To Vomit 'Unique' Drunken Word Salad All Over CPAC Again

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:20:35 +0000

Ha ha, that's very logical.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin To Vomit 'Unique' Drunken Word Salad All Over CPAC Again

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:18:51 +0000

I for one think "Matt Schlapp" has to be a porn name. I mean, really.

Wonkette : New Surgeon General Will Get America Higher Than A Richard Linklater Movie

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:01:45 +0000

Republicans have their own science, you know. It's GOD'S HOLY WORD, ASSHOLES!

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: RNC and Hategroup AFA Might Not Heart Israel After All

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 15:49:41 +0000

I think the philosophy toward the Jewishes is "Love them there so we won't have to love them here."

Wonkette : Wannabe Missouri Gov Lady Wishes Liberals Would Stop Porning The Children

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:43:52 +0000

Wikipedia says Catholic University. And you know that Catholicism will not tolerate sexual misbehavior.

Wonkette : Wannabe Missouri Gov Lady Wishes Liberals Would Stop Porning The Children

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:35:54 +0000

...and Brisdull's spawn...