As for the weekend Lakithunder is out and boy is he angry about something, officials warn to stay inside those two days, and if we all survive that rampage, next Monday would be the perfect day for a Party

It is quite simple.*dons a Ben Stein like professor voice* You see Steve's bag functions on the same principle that your modern day pokeball functions on(long explanation on quantum physics). In short Steve's bag is like a pokeball but not as complex(not as long explanation on micro physics), being able to shrink thing to about the size of children's building blocks, when they are inside its field and restoring them to their proper size once they leave. (extremely long and boring ramble on the Relativity Theory) and there you have it

Zapdos in a net ball
What?!

If originality is the issue let me advert your attention to the following starter http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/500.shtml
(stupid Emboar, being yet another fire/fighting)

that is part poisonous
The platypus is one of the few mammals to produce venom

don't forget steel and dragon pokemon
Dilga gets no respect.

my thoughts exactly

The First episode of pokemon was aired in Japan on April 1, 1997, Ash was 10 in this episode, so with this said, and it is now Sept 10, 2011, Ash should be and is 24 years old, yet he is drawn being 10 or 11 in the latest region. By this logic Ash is Effected by the same thing Peter Pan is, thus keeping him young forever. Until the show becomes unpopular, then he and all all the other characters will instantly age to there proper ages and the show can rest in peace.
(I am sorry Pokemon,the Anime not the games, jumped the shark the start of teh Hoenn region, made up for it with the first season of D/P, and tripped at the finish line with B/W,-and that I am refering to both the show and game-)

Red's Pikachu Pika can surf by moving an electric current through a surf board

My Tyranitar can use Surf because someone at Gamefreak wasn't paying attention to the fact that Tyranitar is a ROCK pokemon and should sink like a stone *pun intended*

Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Gary:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Gary: Gary Oak
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Gary: I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge keeper: What is your favorite color?
Gary: Green
Bridge Keeper: Okay you can cross.
Ash: That's it. That's easy!
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Ash: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Ash: Ash Ketchum
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Ash:I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge Keeper: What is the Capital of Hoenn Region
Ash:I don't know. *is thrown in to a pit*
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Gold: Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Gold: Gold from New Bark Town
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Gold:I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge Keeper: What is your favorite color
Gold:Silver...I mean Gold. *is thrown in to a pit*
Bridge keeper: Halt! He who wishes to cross the Road of Victory must answer me these questions three
Red:Ask me the questions Bridge Keeper I am not afraid
Bridge keeper:What is your name
Red: Red
Bridge keeper: what is your quest
Red: I seek to become Pokemon Master
Bridge keeper: What is the airspeed velocity of unladen Spearow?
Red:Shiny or not Shiny
Bridge Keeper: I don't know * is thrown into the pit
Red: Come Pika *Red and Pika Crosses*