ZARLEYZALAPSKI

ZARLEYZALAPSKI

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259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Card for Tonight\'s WW... · 4 replies · -5 points

HELLA PUMPED FOR THE MEGA STAR KNOWN QUITE SIMPLY AS THEE GUY TO CONTINUE HIS JOURNEY TO INEVITABLY BECOMING THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!! HE IS NUMBER 2 NOW BUT HE WILL PASS THE LEADER OF THE C NATION SOON!

He will be able to add being the first and ONLY man to hold both the United States Championship and UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP! He will also automatically become the greatest UNIVERSAL CHAMPION of all time as FINN Ballet and Owen Kevins are dozens of levels below him. The Big Dog can add those two accomplishments 2 the following:

- two time Wrestlemania headliner
- 3 time WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
- The greatest Royal RUMBLE performer of all time
- The current SOAT (strongest of all time)
- 2014 slammy award winning superstar of the year (a shoe in for 2016 as well) (robbed in 2013 and 2015)
- the greatest United States Champion of all time
-The leader and breakout star of the Shield
- FUTURE first ballot hall of famer!

I could go on! ROMAN REIGNS would have like 50 more hall of fame worthy accomplishments if they didn't always put him against cheaters and if Vince Mick Shane Don Bryan HHH and Stephanie didn't always screw him. Wow! The Roman Empire! Have you ever seen such a perfect mix of bad butt and man pretty all in a single glance?

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Total Divas Viewership... · 0 replies · 0 points

Wow! RuRu is a MAN. Cuddly, cute, giant teddy bear that can crush everyone in The WWE except 1 (The Big Dog). Lana is so lucky. RuRu is a dream boat!

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Total Divas Viewership... · 1 reply · +1 points

Eva Marie gets the ratings. When she's not on nobody watchez.

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Package Stolen from Hu... · 0 replies · -9 points

I KNOW! RHH IS DABOMB.COM! LIKE TOTALLY! EVERY TIME HE POSTS ITS # LOLMOMENTOFTHEYEAR! MEGA LOL! I THINK U R THE 1ST EVER TO DO A COUNT DOWN 2 RHH! WELL DONE!

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Zack Ryder Confirms Su... · 3 replies · -9 points

Met Zack Ryder 2day. I asked him for a selfie but he said he wasn't in the mood 4 it on account of the surgery he needed. But sill had a conversation with me about life N wrestling 4 awhile.

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Brock Lesnar Suspended... · 0 replies · -9 points

TOTALLY #LOLMOMENTOFTHEYEAR

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Brock Lesnar Suspended... · 0 replies · -12 points

r u rly JBL?

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Brock Lesnar Suspended... · 0 replies · -11 points

Probably not. Otherwise Brock would be broke. I imagine he has one daily movement, probably five or six actually, I mean look at him. So $250,000 everytime he needs to wipe would make him broke unless he is making like a KIJILLION dollars a day.

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Brock Lesnar Suspended... · 3 replies · -9 points

Brock Lesnar FEARS The Big Dog

Think about it! Think of Wrestlemania 2015! Sure The Big Dog took a beating. But Brock CAN'T put him away. And The Roman Empire was gaining momentum! Then that cheater Seth Rollins ruined everything. That is why Brock went back to the UFC, to avoid an inevitable beatdown by The Mega-Star known quite simply as THEE GUY. But it serves him right! He can't stop doing steroids so now he can't fight. You can't run from ROMAN REIGNS forever! Roman Reigns is a two time Wrestlemania headliner, the greatest Royal Rumble performer of all time, Leader of the greatest faction of all time, a 3 time WWE World Heavyweight Champion, a future first ballot hall of famer. If Brock wants BIG fights then The BIG Dog is THEE fight. Otherwise he should go job to Zack Ryder on Superstars, tking the pinfall after a devistating BROSKI BOOT..

259 weeks ago @ LordsofPain.net - Brock Lesnar Suspended... · 0 replies · -3 points

How DARE Brock Lesnar.