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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida Teacher Someho... · 2 replies · +27 points

Sure, this law seems undemocratic and evil, but Rick Scott is just trying to save minorities and young people from the temptation to use the voting booth in a cynical attempt to vote for their own interests! Shouldn't we say thank you? Probably!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Eric Cantor Wimps Out ... · 1 reply · +154 points

In his defense, when Eric Cantor decided to craft a speech to address the concerns of the 99%, he had no idea that any of those 99% would actually attend.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Georgia County Opts Fo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Wait, aren't there some white soon-to-be-slave prisoners in Georgia? I thought so. This just proves that the Civil War had nothing to do with racism.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Heroic Rich Girl Wants... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, of course she inherited the money, amirite? If she had earned her money all by herself then she wouldn't want to give it all away like a class traitor. She should try to emulate hardscrabble, yet rich, heroes like, um, the Koch brothers, no wait, or Mitt Romney or the Waltons. Oh never mind.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Non-Human Rick Scott L... · 0 replies · +1 points

First they came for the anthropologists, but I said nothing because I studied hard science.