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Wonkette : Goodbye, Northeast United States, Can We Have Your Stuff?

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 20:48:35 +0000

I say the same thing to my sister, especially when she says to the waiter, at dinner during the holidays, "Oh, I'm from California! Let me pick the wine! I'm kind of a wine snob, ha ha!", except we aren't laughing because it's true.

Wonkette : Cliven Bundy Quits Republicans, Joins Forces With Someone Even More Untethered To Reality

Wed, 28 May 2014 13:44:31 +0000

Boy, VanDerBeek has really gone downhill since Dawson's.

Wonkette : Airplane Passenger Is Very Sure That God Does Not Want A Woman To Fly Him Anywhere

Wed, 5 Mar 2014 13:49:05 +0000

He must not be familiar with English Settlement.

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owner Shoots New Neighbors For Standing On Their Own Ground

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 21:53:37 +0000

So Black shot the blacks? That's poetic justice. He'll get off scott free, for literature.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz, Humble Man Of The People, Refused To Study With Anyone From 'The Lesser Ivies'

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 17:20:36 +0000

The whole profile is worth reading—just make sure you haven't eaten anything beforehand.

Wonkette : California Rep. Jackie Speier Waves Steak And Vodka To Make Totally Clear Point About Cutting Food S

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 14:22:13 +0000

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Wonkette : Never Mind, Racism Not Over Yet: Twitchy Discovers Ebony Magazine, A Mag For The Blacks

Wed, 7 Aug 2013 21:51:09 +0000

Wait until the Tea Partiers see Bamboozled. That shit will fry their brains.

Wonkette : Amazon's Jeff Bezos Thinks It Would Be Fun To Run A 'News-Paper'

Mon, 5 Aug 2013 23:59:10 +0000

When will he buy Wonkette, is what I want to know.

Wonkette : Hero Lawsuit Dude Will Stop Apple From Ramming Porn Down Your Throat

Mon, 15 Jul 2013 21:20:18 +0000

Fun fact: in college, I did a paper for an English class on Internet search filters and the assumptions that they make about sex, violence, racism, and the like. This was back in 2000, when such things were novel, and I remember my roommates and I howling with laughter as we installed the software on my iBook and proceeded to visit (or to try to visit) as many "restricted" sites as we could.

Wonkette : Justin Bieber Excretes His Manly Essence On Bill Clinton's Face

Wed, 10 Jul 2013 17:33:39 +0000

Screw this. I want to see a video of Morrissey pissing on the Queen. Not her picture. THE ACTUAL QUEEN.

Wonkette : Idiot Half-Term Governor Pretends To Consider Applying For Senator Gig Of State That Still Hates Her

Wed, 10 Jul 2013 15:22:07 +0000

There's always money in the banana stand!

Wonkette : House GOP Drunk Again, Spending All Your Food Stamps On Lottery Tickets, Corporate Farms

Tue, 9 Jul 2013 19:45:10 +0000

This guy is certainly rich. Anyone want to submit a sob story and see if we can get some money for our Wonkette?

Wonkette : Katy Perry Announces She Will Not Run For Governor Of Texas

Mon, 8 Jul 2013 21:00:55 +0000

I'd vote for Kate Bush. Mmmm, yes.

Wonkette : GOP Has One Word To Win Back All The Ladies: 'Hashtags'

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 19:01:43 +0000

Angie Harmon is a hottie, though.

Wonkette : GOP Has One Word To Win Back All The Ladies: 'Hashtags'

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 18:58:21 +0000

"Get Rid of Women" isn't a particularly catchy tagline, unless you're Bryan Fischer.

Wonkette : A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:26:02 +0000

Thank you for answering my question, Dan. If you haven't read R.J. Palacio's young adult novel Wonder yet, I can't recommend it highly enough.

Wonkette : A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:13:20 +0000

Now that sounds more like your "typical" Dan Savage question!

Wonkette : A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:11:55 +0000

Haven't you seen James Deen's new movie, Getting Off on My Lawn, Part II?

Wonkette : A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:09:50 +0000

(Wonketteers know that this is basically me trying to get Dan Savage to do my work for me, because right now, I'm sitting at the computer eating Double-Stuff Oreos and being a lazy-ass cracker.)

Wonkette : A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:03:57 +0000

DAN SAVAGE, AHOY: I am a junior high school teacher in a fairly progressive New England state. Over the summer, I have been tasked with creating several "diversity" lessons to be taught to students across all of our grades. I know that you usually talk about the sexy-time, so this question might be "verboten," as Darrell Issa would say, but, if you had to choose five topics about which young people should be informed that are related to "diversity," what would they be? By the way, I think you're great, but who doesn't? (Darrell Issa, trick question!)