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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Brave Daily Caller Muc... · 0 replies · +12 points

They hate the nigger. (Which I use here for effect, not as a pejorative.) And their brains are blowing themselves up not being able to say it out loud. Frat boy? Huh. I doubt it. More like KKK Boy.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - In Which You Give Wonk... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yep. Time to put yer money where your snark is. My snark just looked guiltily around and began whistling and went walking slowly away...

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Senate Banking Committ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Many people WANT the rich to fuck them in the ass. Maybe something will trickle down.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - On Sideboob: The Deep ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sideboobs. Really. Some idiots ought to get out more. Or find real porn.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Insufferabil... · 1 reply · +6 points

They built the prisons for that. They own the guns. They own the cops and the laws. It's kind of a slanted playing field. But hey, yeah, go revolution. I'm all for it. No wait, I've got a conflict that week. How about...nah that won't work either. I'll get back to ya!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Insufferabil... · 0 replies · +9 points

"Should you get to go to McDonald's on food stamps?" My god. I never realized McDonalds had made it to the List Of Things Poor People Consider A Luxury. I suppose next we'll be asking "Should poor people a RIGHT to live? Or should they pay a "live" tax?"
Oh wait. They already do.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - We Will Not Mock This ... · 4 replies · +6 points

Who's Pamela Gellar? signed, Yes, I'm That Isolated

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Illinois GOP Lawmaker ... · 0 replies · +1 points

The feedbag should go over her head.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Louisiana Was Totally ... · 0 replies · +4 points

The only Hot Pocket at the Vatican is the one in the Pope's leisure suit.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Border Patrol Chi... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Hey! Build a wall around it!"