gdp's Comments

theCHIVE : Bad girls bend at the waist (38 Photos)

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:25:50 +0000

Happy to report that it isn't shopped. Her name is Bella Skyy. 9/10 would bang.

theCHIVE : Please let me help you (35 Photos)

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:43:18 +0000

I thought she got assassinated. It looks like there might be a grassy knoll behind her.

theCHIVE : Friday Dopamine Dump (36 Photos)

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:39:06 +0000

Seeing them naked from a bar encounter=dump a load Seeing them naked at strip club=Lighter bank account and heavier ball sac

theCHIVE : Mirrors, helping girls take pictures since 1913 (52 Photos)

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:34:26 +0000

Second that motion. All those in favor....

theCHIVE : There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (115 Photos)

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:52:46 +0000

I know right...couldn't form a coherent sentence for ten minutes after seeing this perfection.

theCHIVE : It's cold outside, but I'm still dreaming of bikinis (52 Photos)

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:49:48 +0000

#8...when you see it.

theCHIVE : Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:28:27 +0000

#17, well heeelllloooooo kitty.

theCHIVE : This is Zoe's story (21 Photos)

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:59:41 +0000

I think I'm gonna really like Chive Charities. Much love Chelsea, Zoe, and Curtis and may God bless you all this Holiday season. Hopefully we're able to ease the burden a little. Much respect to the Chivers/Chivettes pausing their day to contribute. KCCO!!!!

theCHIVE : Bro, you should stop lifting (Video)

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:59:48 +0000

Just got eat shit looks from my co-workers cause I laughed my ass off. With your permission, I would love to use this in the very near future.

theCHIVE : I don't know if there's any word in our language sexier to me than "crawl" (37 Photos)

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:57:28 +0000

yup...#37 is perfection. Pretty sure #7 is a pornstar, Capri Anderson if my peni...I mean memory serves me right.

theCHIVE : Bro, you should stop lifting (Video)

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:24:27 +0000

I love the douche that can barely lift up the dumbbell, yet insists on pressing them anyway. And when he does, form goes to shit. Way to go brah, you're so huge.

theCHIVE : Happy Humpsgiving (56 Photos)

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:54:06 +0000

#43 is built for speed and comfort. #56 my car all the sudden looks much dirtier than it did 30 seconds ago.

theCHIVE : Hump day is best day (43 Photos)

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:28:34 +0000

I hit #2 and thought that was it, the mother of humps, and then BAM #3 threw a right cross for the KO. Nice post indeed.

theCHIVE : Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:19:12 +0000

My only question is why the hell didn't they keep the GIF rolling. I would've liked to see the rest of the routine. As it stands, I'm plenty satisfied to stare at this until the HUMP-day post.

theCHIVE : These were totally not shopped (33 Photos)

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:22:21 +0000

#8. Ripped straight from an acid induced nightmare I thought I left in my past. Thanks a lot Chive.

theCHIVE : Connect the dots (36 Photos)

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:19:29 +0000

#11 and #27.. My my, what stunningly beautiful women.

theCHIVE : Tickets for theCHIVE's Official Austin Meetup available right now!

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:23:38 +0000

Atlanta needs to be in the mix at some point

theCHIVE : Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:52:15 +0000

Ill just leave this right here. You can thank me later. http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/2525481/0#/2...

theCHIVE : Harry Highpants takes baseball umpiring very seriously (Video)

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 20:09:52 +0000

Well don't I just feel like a prick. In all seriousness though, I was thinking an extreme end of the spectrum myself. He's enjoying himself and the kids are all having a blast so more power to him.

theCHIVE : To all our soldiers, sailors, and veterans, thank you (42 Photos)

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:21:29 +0000

Thanks veterans!! America's a better place because of your sacrifice. KCCO!