gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Don't Worry: This Story Ends With Everybody In Prison

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:58:25 +0000

Guess what fucksticks...Just because you are hardcore left wing liberal happy time activists does not mean you have lost your entire fucking sense of reality...get a goddamn grip on yourselves... this OLD ASS fucking news. This young lady's "coming out" is horse shit. Fuck that... who REALLY gives a shit. She's had more fucking therapy than Manson and it's probably why Cali taxpayers cry in their beer. Jesus Christ...if she had just had this fucking epiphany moment 10 years ago...fucking Schwazenegger would never have been governer

Wonkette : Don't Worry: This Story Ends With Everybody In Prison

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:40:34 +0000

You have no idea what I'm about. You base your comment on one comment about an event that happened 10 years ago...and finally, this person want's to make some kind of statement...if THAT in itself is not "Breitbart" I don't know what is. Get a grip.

Wonkette : Don't Worry: This Story Ends With Everybody In Prison

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:25:27 +0000

I feel sorry for her..If I came out with all the bullshit that has happened to me (not a victim, granted) in my past, I could kill the reps of several politicians and business leaders...That aint right...sorry. If it was such a big fucking deal it should have been done at the time. I got no fucking respect.

Wonkette : Don't Worry: This Story Ends With Everybody In Prison

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:05:47 +0000

I'm sorry here folks...but first, didn't Zappa warn us about chicks from Rancho Cucamonga. On top of that...the pic makes her look like she's ready to relive the whole night....with gusto...(and nice looking actors from north Hollywood). I'm not buying this bullshit...not this time...not another gold digger bitch from Cali. Sorry again.

Wonkette : No, John Bolton, They Were Just Laughing At A Dick Joke

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:52:54 +0000

Gotta give Greta props for trying to clue the dude in...but she should have opened her mouth and just let the dick fall out

Wonkette : Regular Guy Scott Brown Has Twice As Many Houses As Mitt Romney

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:40:07 +0000

You're all just jealous because you don't have a big hairy treasure trail like ol' Scotty. Wonder if Lizzie has one...hhmmmm

Wonkette : Andrew Breitbart Tribute Video 'Breitbart Is Here' Is Quite Something

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:34:17 +0000

Elvis?

Wonkette : Andrew Breitbart Tribute Video 'Breitbart Is Here' Is Quite Something

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:39:16 +0000

Just another dead guy that can't come back and sue you for making money off his name...this was bound to happen.

Wonkette : Ann Coulter: Hollywood Libels Businessmen By Telling Their True Stories

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:37:01 +0000

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on Wonkette. It's not libel if it's true.

Wonkette : Only Mitt Romney Can Stop The Grave Soviet Threat

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:08:00 +0000

"The kid's of today should defend themselves against the seventies"

Wonkette : GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:36:34 +0000

To your point...feel free to repost http://i.qkme.me/3ozciq.jpg

Wonkette : GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:21:33 +0000

Malaise? Is that some kind of lubricant?

Wonkette : 'Moms' Newest Battalion In War On Moms

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:02:00 +0000

They're actually 'other people'

Wonkette : Steny Hoyer Picks Hopeless Nerd Slapfight With John Boehner

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:17:13 +0000

I was told there would be no math

Wonkette : Hannity: Poor People Are Doing Fine Because There Is Enough Rice And Beans To Go Around

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:49:08 +0000

"I have friends of mine that eat rice and beans all the time" They're not his friends...they're his employees

Wonkette : Chuck Grassley's Got This Whole Secret Service Problem Covered, You Guys

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:45:39 +0000

Oh for fuck's sake....he's been into the gin and listening to Zevon again

Wonkette : Obama Travels To North Carolina To Make Fun of Virginia Foxx

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:43:03 +0000

Wow...that's a real kick in the pussy

Wonkette : How Could They Cram So Much Racism And Sexism Into Just One Lawsuit Against Paula Deen?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:15:46 +0000

Don't rename it...eat it. I'm sure you can use the racoon recipe

Wonkette : How Could They Cram So Much Racism And Sexism Into Just One Lawsuit Against Paula Deen?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:13:14 +0000

If you haven't been there, racoons in the south are about the size of a one year old Labrador and they're fucking EVERYWHERE.

Wonkette : How Could They Cram So Much Racism And Sexism Into Just One Lawsuit Against Paula Deen?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:09:28 +0000

Savannah...been there...ate that