gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Creepy Old Rick Perry Video Shows How He Loves Sausage

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:06:39 +0000

Flying saucers....levitation... Yo, I can do that!

Wonkette : Ron Paul Officially Running For President (of AMERICA!)

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:52:58 +0000

Ron Paul Is Here (Again!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naMtwqBzja0 Defending... liberty?!

Wonkette : Christine O'Donnell's Website Is Sad and Hilarious

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 15:06:18 +0000

It's heartening that she's decided to apply the "party/like it's on fire" meme to her webpage banner... I think she's listening!!

Wonkette : Larry Summers To Join His Own Unemployment Statistics

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 23:13:13 +0000

I think both Harold and Kumar are free nowadays...

Wonkette : Teabaggers Not Allowed To Wear Ratty Teabagger T-Shirts In Obama's USA

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:21:31 +0000

We are all Tea Badgers now!! Seriously, that thing will be with us thru November, guaranteed.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury of Christine O'Donnell's Hairstyles

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 14:16:39 +0000

Elaine was a Catholic from Baltimore, and haven't you heard that look is ALL THE RAGE again?! http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/19/fashion/19ELAIN... And while I'm at it, Who needs to think when your feet just go?? Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon...

Wonkette : Huge DNC Announcement: They Updated Their LiveJournal Template

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:24:54 +0000

Wonkette : SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 23:42:01 +0000

Not necessary- they're already attracting the lowest common denominator.

Wonkette : Jesus-Constitution Painting Guy Has New Painting, Minus Jesus

Wed, 8 Sep 2010 20:04:26 +0000

Yeah, and Obi Wan Kenobi wasn't slashed in half when he appeared to Luke. What's your point??

Wonkette : Jesus-Constitution Painting Guy Has New Painting, Minus Jesus

Wed, 8 Sep 2010 19:58:36 +0000

Hey, check out the note on Nixon- turns out his impeachment was ultimately due to pulling the US off the gold standard, not that whole "high crimes & misdemeanors" BS. Who knew??

Wonkette : Scared-of-Elections Guy Evan Bayh Says Democrats Will Lose Election

Thu, 2 Sep 2010 19:08:57 +0000

You guys know he's running for Governor in two years, right? He only ran for Senate because he was term-limited in the first place, and the Preznint-thing kinda never happened, so he'll refurbish his exec creds with another term or two in the Statehouse, then try again. All he needs is to locate a de-milqutoaster...

Wonkette : Scared-of-Elections Guy Evan Bayh Says Democrats Will Lose Election

Thu, 2 Sep 2010 19:03:35 +0000

they have an even worse word for us-- "Hoosiers".

Wonkette : Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina's 'Wall Street Values'

Thu, 2 Sep 2010 13:28:50 +0000

Don't call it a comeback...

Wonkette : RedState Says Bigotry Is an American Tradition, But Muslims Aren't Allowed To Call This Mosque Stuff

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:56:44 +0000

Not so much like *criticism*, more like *hazing*. Whatsamatta, little coddled 17-year old? Can't take a little joke? How are we gonna know you're cool if you can't make it through initiation, brah? What a bunch of crybabies- can't wait to see what they say about the burning at the stake during the 3rd degree...

Wonkette : Barack Obama So Bored of Wingnuts Calling Him Muslim

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:30:00 +0000

Wonkette is now Left-Justified, which confirms my worst suspicions. (This is a test)

Wonkette : Barack Obama So Bored of Wingnuts Calling Him Muslim

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:09:26 +0000

Justified.