Will_Panic

Will_Panic

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - How Wonkette Helped Va... · 0 replies · +9 points

My name is Will, but I never made out with Juli and I kind of hate that other Will.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey, Remember When Jac... · 1 reply · +22 points

Jack, you were always my favorite, and I miss you. Oh, except for Juli. And Benincasa. I love her.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Shows Dumb Ol... · 1 reply · +21 points

“Senator Cruz very much hopes that Castro learns the lessons of Nelson Mandela”

And I very much hope that Cruz learns the lessons of how not to be A Idiot, but I honestly have very little hope.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Says It's '... · 2 replies · +13 points

David Agema's family was torn apart by wild homosexuals in the wild and that is what is tearing the country apart? Is that the takeaway? I'm just asking questions.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Warns: Li... · 1 reply · +6 points

If this becomes a "thing" and I ever get stuck behind someone in traffic with a "WE STILL STARE" bumper sticker, I am going to lose my shit.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - First Black President ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Carl Barks? Wait, it's supposed to rhyme, right? I never took no SATs.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Pine Bush, New York, J... · 17 replies · +15 points

Hey, isn't New York in the liberal northeast? What the hell, Pine Bush?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Arnold Schwarzenegger ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yours was better worded, honestly. I'm going to look into transferring upvotes.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Arnold Schwarzenegger ... · 2 replies · +3 points

Archduke Franz Ferdinand?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Arnold Schwarzenegger ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I do that all of the time. It was kind of an easy joke, anyway. No offense.