WigFlipper

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446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Birther Metal Dude Dav... · 0 replies · +10 points

Could that guy have been hitting on me? Santorum wouldn't have approved if he was!

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Birther Metal Dude Dav... · 2 replies · +25 points

I was a party one time and this guy came up to me saying he sees me all the time waiting for the bus and he would always think I look like Dave Mustaine cuz of the mullet I was rocking for some reason at the time and I took it as a pretty sweet compliment but then I heard that Mustaine is a 'bagger, so that's too bad and I probably shouldn't have had a mullet back then either.

469 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Violent Birther Gun Nu... · 0 replies · +19 points

Think that's a porno-parady of the Norwegian mockumentary Trollhunter?

471 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida GOP Rep: Let's... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yeah, as barbaric and backwards as firing squad sounds, I'd sure as hell rather get a bullet in the head than decaying experimental chemicals from an unregulated Alabaman supply depot, or whatever the fuck they use for lethal injection.

502 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Gov Giving Hi... · 2 replies · +86 points

Is there even a funny joke to be made about this?

Probably one about Robocop/OCP etc., but I don't feel particularly jolly about this shit.

502 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Rumsfeld On Fac... · 0 replies · +1 points

His goodness (is not particularly extensive).

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Protestor Throws Cross... · 1 reply · +5 points

Cool, I wanted to puke some more today!

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Are a Bunch of Pe... · 1 reply · +9 points

Okay, this is going to be a pretty convoluted comparison, but I need to scrub my brain somehow.

So, anyone listen to Negativland? You know how, especially in Escape From Noise, there's the one voice that keeps popping up, the frantic one, you hear him on Car Bomb, the one with the clip "is there any escape from noise?"

What I'm getting at is that I think the Mohammed was a pedophile guy sounds like him.

Also, fuck everything.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fake David Koch Has Le... · 0 replies · +8 points

Anyone else feel like this was an excerpt from J R?

I guess I'm saying that everyone ought to read that book

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Svelte Dreamboat Rush ... · 1 reply · +27 points

Hell, I coulda sworn the general consensus was that the FLOTUS was definitely on the good looking side of things.