en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/4530371 Comments by Warwhatgoodfor http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561353002 Hate to say it, but: downside? Somebody had to do it. Sun, 3 Feb 2013 02:33:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561353002 http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561352493 Where is Walter Cronkite when you really need him? "And now, film from the latest massacre of 207 non-combatants at the Jubal T Cornpone grade school in Dumbfuckistan Alabama. Some video may be so graphic you will want to record it to watch a dozen times more". That would do it. Sun, 3 Feb 2013 02:32:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561352493 http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561349489 Well of course. It's Nielson ratings would be off the chart, and it would be signed for a three year contract on the spot. New idea each week, you know, massacre the gays week, kill all the Jews week, the list is endless. Sun, 3 Feb 2013 02:25:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/499505/shooting-people-so-hot-right-now#IDComment561349489 http://wonkette.com/485821/hero-connecticut-supreme-court-justices-defend-rapists-from-clutches-of-temptresses-with-cerebral-palsy#IDComment454814201 Funny you should mention that. As a pediatrician in this now literally god-forsaken state she is by definition of mental capacity incapable of giving consent. Wed, 3 Oct 2012 22:07:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485821/hero-connecticut-supreme-court-justices-defend-rapists-from-clutches-of-temptresses-with-cerebral-palsy#IDComment454814201 http://wonkette.com/485821/hero-connecticut-supreme-court-justices-defend-rapists-from-clutches-of-temptresses-with-cerebral-palsy#IDComment454812408 Given her three year old level of mental function, she is by definition incapable of giving consent in exactly the same way as a normal three year old cannot give consent. I live in this state, and these fools need to be taken out behind the barn, shot, and buried in unmarked graves. For the record, this is NOT a threat to committ violence that should be deleted. Sheesh! Wed, 3 Oct 2012 22:04:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485821/hero-connecticut-supreme-court-justices-defend-rapists-from-clutches-of-temptresses-with-cerebral-palsy#IDComment454812408 http://wonkette.com/485691/george-will-as-we-see-from-baseball-black-dudes-have-it-made#IDComment453994967 Well, come on already. UConn women's basketball team did have Sue Bird. I mean, really. Reminds me of an old joke: how many black players are actually on the court for Alabamas basketball team? Answer: one when they're playing at home, three when they're playing away, five when they're behind. Tue, 2 Oct 2012 23:56:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485691/george-will-as-we-see-from-baseball-black-dudes-have-it-made#IDComment453994967 http://wonkette.com/484540/wnd-has-creative-theory-murdered-libyan-ambassador-was-gay-just-like-obama#IDComment445675585 They spend more time thinking about gay sex than Richard Simmons. Fri, 21 Sep 2012 21:58:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484540/wnd-has-creative-theory-murdered-libyan-ambassador-was-gay-just-like-obama#IDComment445675585 http://wonkette.com/484780/live-blogging-your-elizabeth-warrenscott-brown-deathmatch-pt-one-of-four#IDComment445092432 To hell with the debate, already. Lizzie is hawt! Jesus H Christ on a T Rex! Anybody got her private #, because....... Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:03:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484780/live-blogging-your-elizabeth-warrenscott-brown-deathmatch-pt-one-of-four#IDComment445092432 http://wonkette.com/484604/mitt-romney-is-an-idiot-explains-clint-eastwood#IDComment443583179 Oh my sweet bleeding roids. Hemmoroids that is. Here I have been quietly (more or less) lusting in my heart for Becca without actually how old she is/how she looks. Now I get an actual non fixed up pic of her, and OMG. Sorry, just back from the quiet of my bathroom. I would eagerly arm wrestle that old duffer Clint for the right to be her next, well, you know. If you do, please update me, since honest to god I still like looking at pretty ladies, but damned if I can remember why.. Anyway, uh, he's older than dirt, and I'm young enough to be his son. Of something. A bitch, you know. Whoa. Wed, 19 Sep 2012 00:17:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484604/mitt-romney-is-an-idiot-explains-clint-eastwood#IDComment443583179 http://wonkette.com/484604/mitt-romney-is-an-idiot-explains-clint-eastwood#IDComment443574305 At high noon. Outside the local TV station. Wed, 19 Sep 2012 00:00:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484604/mitt-romney-is-an-idiot-explains-clint-eastwood#IDComment443574305 http://wonkette.com/484449/the-cartels-mitts-mexican-mormon-family-and-murder#IDComment442690762 Pesos! I meant pesos! Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:11:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484449/the-cartels-mitts-mexican-mormon-family-and-murder#IDComment442690762 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440289775 Well, yeah. Guy - "hey bi*ch, gimmie some sugar". Girl - "'when hell freezes over, dickhead. FOAD". At least that's the answer I always got. Maybe I didn't sound southern enough. Or not enough grease in my hair and no can of Skoal in my back pocket. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:30:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440289775 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440286989 I am ready to bet all cummers $10,000 that I can accurately guess what each them is thinking. And, if anybody is such a pr* ck as to insinuate the picture is photoshopped, I know people who know people who reportedly knew prominent members of the Gambino family, assuming any of them are still alive/not doing life in Sing Sing. Not that I would advocate violence of any sort. Ever. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:24:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440286989 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440284491 Threesome, foursome, who's keeping count? Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:17:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484122/nancy-pelosi-apparently-does-not-care-for-that-whippersnapper-rep-paul-ryan#IDComment440284491 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440280338 May you find comfort in the thoughts of others. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:08:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440280338 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440238508 USAF medical officer stuck for two years in the ass end of nowhere (Dante's tenth level of hell) treating gungho psychoticly suicidal B52 pilots who couldn't wait for the order to go drop 40 or 50 megatons of flaming death on the Russkies. "doc" SIR to all lower life forms. Not to mention the little known fact that the sign on the entrance to the AF base in Dr Stranelove was absolutely accurate - "Peace is Our Profession". You cannot make this stuff up. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:35:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440238508 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440233916 ....."and the horse you rode in on". Old west version. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:24:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484138/romney-camps-crisis-management-tip-things-and-their-opposites-can-both-be-true#IDComment440233916 http://wonkette.com/483836/wingnuts-furious-obama-hugged-a-white-guy#IDComment438867517 I can't even imagine the response from the right wing wankers if the white guy had hugged Michelle instead. Well, actually I can, but it's hard to find good hemp these days. Tue, 11 Sep 2012 20:54:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483836/wingnuts-furious-obama-hugged-a-white-guy#IDComment438867517 http://wonkette.com/483788/is-paul-ryan-on-the-marijuana#IDComment438129737 You sure it wasn't Philip K? As in Philip K Dick, famed dead writer of some of the most bizarre Sci Fi in history, who set an all-time record of being stoned/strung out on amphetamines for the entire last 25 years of his life, until his pancreas finally crapped out on him? Hmmm? I mean, I won't tell anyone, since I have copies of pretty much everything he ever wrote, except for the pseudo-religious junk he put out just before he cashed in. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 23:59:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483788/is-paul-ryan-on-the-marijuana#IDComment438129737 http://wonkette.com/483773/wells-fargo-even-sorrier-after-second-time-it-foreclosed-on-wrong-house#IDComment438124630 Well, wouldn't CUBits be three dimensional then? I mean really. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 23:46:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483773/wells-fargo-even-sorrier-after-second-time-it-foreclosed-on-wrong-house#IDComment438124630