After reading that, it's official: my penis is officially now just for show.
Awesome work, folks! Double congratulations on a damn fine job.
You guys, he just loves the Constitution so much, he'll kill it to save it from itself.
He's taking his sulking to South Beach, his local spray tan facility.
Fuck it! I'll cry here live!
I bet the New Black Panthers forced all of the REAL 'UMERIKANS in Philly to vote for NOBUMMER under penalty of RAYCESSIM.
Always glad to see my hometown make the news!
"Tonight on Hannity: Is President Barack Hussein Obama responsible for Hurricane Sandy? Michelle Malkin joins me tonight to explain why he is."
...and after reading that, my penis is now just for show.
Women preznit is SOSHULIZAM!!!!!!111!1!!!!1