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Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:45:45 +0000

Funny, for me it's the World Party's song that I can't get out of my head.

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 23:43:14 +0000

Worse! They were Peruviating in a No Mexican zone. Probably while speaking Latin.

Wonkette : Fox News Can't Believe Obama Said Christians Have Done Bad Stuff Too, For Jesus

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 22:13:03 +0000

Thank your dear fluffy Lord that Fox News doesn't count Catholics as Christians or all of those London bombings would be problematic.

Wonkette : Bristol Palin Begs Legislators To Save America From Federal Tyranny

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 21:07:25 +0000

How about the Protection of Marriage and Family Amendment Against Their Greatest Threats: - A complete ban on no fault divorces - Adultery becomes a federal crime - No person committing Adultery may hold elective office and loses their right to vote Watch how fast that weeds out the wingnutters.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: American Family Association Fires Most Embarrassing Hater Bryan Fischer

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 14:54:57 +0000

I agree, much more of a fish symbol guy.

Wonkette : Victoria Jackson Proves Obama Is A Muslim Again With Catchy New Song, Again

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:58:47 +0000

I thought Weird Al was now signing for the 1%.

Wonkette : Obama Is Bad Commie, Shrinks Deficit Again

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 21:37:33 +0000

...and they don't even matter under Republican Vice Presidents.

Wonkette : Obama Is Bad Commie, Shrinks Deficit Again

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 21:36:29 +0000

Revenues roll. In. Expenditures roll out. No explanation.

Wonkette : Boehner And McConnell Have Awesome Replacement For Obamacare But Left It In Their Other Pants

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 20:46:56 +0000

It's too bad that there is only one State in which you can buy Aetna or United Healthcare or any of the other national health carriers plans. Oh, or was Boehner trying to make some point about the best way to right-size the Federal Government is to make sure States do not have the right to regulate insurance companies?

Wonkette : Oklahoma Rep: Hope You Like Your 'Common-Law' Marriages, Godless Hippie Homo Folk!

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 14:40:29 +0000

Hmm. Dismantle the legal structure for property rights. Oklahomans may want to confer with the prior residents on how well that might work out.

Wonkette : Oklahoma Legislator Wants Hoodies To Be Illegal When Cops Feel Like It, Punk

Mon, 5 Jan 2015 13:24:49 +0000

...as well as yamakas. Gotta stop them Christ-killers too.

Wonkette : French City Real Mad They're Not Allowed To Put Nazi Triangles On The Homeless, TO HELP THEM

Fri, 5 Dec 2014 19:19:35 +0000

Hmmph, silly American wants to give the homeless carte blanche.

Wonkette : French City Real Mad They're Not Allowed To Put Nazi Triangles On The Homeless, TO HELP THEM

Fri, 5 Dec 2014 19:14:53 +0000

...because bracelets are so gauche, you philistine!

Wonkette : Homeschool Mom Disproves Evolution Because Science Museum Is Stupid

Wed, 26 Nov 2014 21:18:52 +0000

Hang on st. christopher on the passenger side open it up tonight the devil can ride

Wonkette : Arizona Voters Abort Biology-Textbook-Censoring School Board

Fri, 7 Nov 2014 16:56:26 +0000

You know who else was a grammar nazi?

Wonkette : Arizona Voters Abort Biology-Textbook-Censoring School Board

Fri, 7 Nov 2014 16:37:57 +0000

How does one go to far? Do you take highway 10? Or have I gone too far?

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 19:59:24 +0000

That's what she said.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 21:53:27 +0000

I blame the Supreme Court. This would not have happened if 'trix could have had her employer paid chastity-challenged pills.

Wonkette : Internet Heroes Defend Vermont's Bacon From Evil Muslim-Vegan Assault

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:56:46 +0000

Sorry, but I felt you post was hamfisted.

Wonkette : Internet Heroes Defend Vermont's Bacon From Evil Muslim-Vegan Assault

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:52:06 +0000

The might be fighting for bacon, but they are getting shit-on-a shingle.