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Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:52:06 +0000

Beat, Dick, beat!

Wonkette : BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:35:49 +0000

That would later form the basis of the Hobby Lobby decision.

Wonkette : Creationists Sue Kentucky For Refusing To Flood Scientific Noah's Ark Theme Park With Cash

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 00:44:55 +0000

"Praise the Lord!" they exclaim, "and that will be cash in advance."

Wonkette : Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 17:47:07 +0000

It's all about that beak, 'bout that beak.

Wonkette : Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 17:41:13 +0000

You can have my commando-tested unbought swimwear when you take it from my cold, dead, MRSA-ridden hands.

Wonkette : Line Your Morning-After Gut With These Brunch Potatoes

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 16:44:52 +0000

...Of you new award-winning sandwich? I'd try it.

Wonkette : Line Your Morning-After Gut With These Brunch Potatoes

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 16:43:19 +0000

Like bags of hair to an oil spill.

Wonkette : Fox News Can't Believe Obama Said Christians Have Done Bad Stuff Too, For Jesus

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 22:43:32 +0000

Haha, where's the profit in THAT?

Wonkette : Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Can't Believe People Are So 'Vicious' About Them Being Idiots

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 15:56:42 +0000

Not to mention Bill Maher, whom I would otherwise worship as a god.

Wonkette : Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Can't Believe People Are So 'Vicious' About Them Being Idiots

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 15:51:07 +0000

But he's a chiropractor! Which is like being a doctor but without all the burden of evidence of efficacy!

Wonkette : Daily Caller Dude Suddenly Realizes Sarah Palin Is Dumb And Terrible, Would Like A Medal Please

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 16:15:52 +0000

That's conservatism for you.

Wonkette : Daily Caller Dude Suddenly Realizes Sarah Palin Is Dumb And Terrible, Would Like A Medal Please

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 16:14:22 +0000

No one is saying that that pride is well founded.

Wonkette : Daily Caller Dude Suddenly Realizes Sarah Palin Is Dumb And Terrible, Would Like A Medal Please

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 15:59:59 +0000

Wonket gave up on Palin before it was cool.

Wonkette : Loretta Lynch Won't Impeach Obama, Obviously Not Suitable Attorney General

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 23:10:58 +0000

The chair would like to remind you that you are under oath.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Pretty Sure It Was Illegals What Gave Measles To All Our Unvaccinated Kids

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 03:47:57 +0000

*pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: Their Satanic Majesties Request ... MORE COWBELL!

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:25:17 +0000

Yes, nothing fights against uniformity of thought more than pastors and fathers in villages and homes shaping the culture.

Wonkette : 23 Times Fox News Sh*t The Bed, You Are Welcome

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 22:13:14 +0000

"We distort, you bathe in the warm glow of your confirmation bias"

Wonkette : 23 Times Fox News Sh*t The Bed, You Are Welcome

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 19:48:27 +0000

/suprised there are so few

Wonkette : 23 Times Fox News Sh*t The Bed, You Are Welcome

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 19:46:33 +0000

Canadians can't handle the truth!

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Youngsters Know Nothing Of Ronald Reagan's Work

Tue, 20 Jan 2015 03:30:12 +0000

Worse than Calvin Coolidge, put together!