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30 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Cheerfuly Chundering C... · 0 replies · +7 points

100% stomach-churning canvas.

Puke-resistant? Doesn't say.

Out of stock.

Order now, there's going to be vomiting next year, for sure.

31 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Colorado's Chundering ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Many of the sick students were throwing up on the floor, not able to make it to the bathroom or a garbage can in time because they did not feel queasy beforehand, Mr. Kuhr said. Everything within a 25-foot radius of the vomit is most likely contaminated, he added.

Norouclear fallout zone

35 weeks ago @ Wonkville - “The observed methan... · 3 replies · +6 points


47 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Persistent "Parking Lo... · 0 replies · +4 points

King has floated the idea of staking out the parking lot to catch the person herself, or leaving a bucket with a note to please take his behavior elsewhere.

54 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Changes in Latitudes, ... · 2 replies · +7 points

No one in the group can say for sure what exactly sparked their poor health, but they did all have one thing in common: they all drank at the “swim-up pool bar or swam at the swim-up pool,” Flowers told the news station.

Punta Cana’s Poor Pool Preventative Procedures Produce Parrothead's Prodigious Projectile Pukathon

67 weeks ago @ Wonkville - "He takes a step close... · 8 replies · +5 points



68 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Cyrillic "Chunder Cann... · 1 reply · +7 points

The Gorshkov is reportedly fitted with Russia’s Filin 5P-42 device – a “visual optical interference” weapon which can cause “dizziness, nausea and feelings of disorientation”.

Over here we call that "YouTube."

74 weeks ago @ Wonkville - This Will Be Epic. · 1 reply · +5 points

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