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Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh Can't Believe Sportsball Players Aren't Even Allowed To Beat Their Wives, Unfair!

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 09:36:37 +0000

Take Lush Rimjob from his home, put him in Cowboys garb, and dump him in the middle of Wilkinsburg at night.

Wonkette : You Guys, The Bundy Family Is Being Tyrannized Again

Sun, 31 Aug 2014 12:35:07 +0000

"I really don't want to be homeschooled." That statement is the wink-wink, nudge-nudge to call Child Protection Services.

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Deeply Weird Ice Bucket Challenge

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 03:46:27 +0000

Life is a challenge for the Abominable Snowbitch.

Wonkette : Guy Who Convinced McCain To Pick Sarah Palin Thinks Barack Obama Is 'Callow'

Fri, 8 Aug 2014 09:48:05 +0000

She speaks authentic frontier gibberish.

Wonkette : Secessionist Maryland GOP Candidate Remembers The Good Old 'Dixie' Days

Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:49:17 +0000

And want to secede from it.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Kept Us Safe From Terrorism

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:09:28 +0000

I put a Laura Bush face in my window for Halloween once. I had a lot of leftover candy that year.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Kept Us Safe From Terrorism

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:06:14 +0000

Needs moar flying shoes.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Guys Aren't Funny. Check Out Some Funny Conservative Satire

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:45:44 +0000

A Tightie Rightie comes onto a Progressive blog and call us trolls?

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Guys Aren't Funny. Check Out Some Funny Conservative Satire

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:43:06 +0000

"Christ! Did a cow shit in here?!"

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Demands To Know Why You Aren't Begging To Know Her 2016 Plans

Wed, 23 Jul 2014 22:08:55 +0000

Jesus didn't tell you, Michele?

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Take Aim At Traffic, Friends, Insufficient Jizz

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 03:25:18 +0000

Bell's Cummi Bear couldn't produce so she shot him like he was a broken vending machine.

Wonkette : Republicans Close To Deciding Which Character-Free Hellhole Of A City They Will Invade In 2016

Mon, 26 May 2014 16:32:47 +0000

Who cares? I just want to see the geriatric Rowdy Yates have a western saloon fight with a chair.

Wonkette : Big Insurance, Unaware Climate Change A Hoax, Sues Chicago For Failing To Prepare For It

Wed, 21 May 2014 23:47:08 +0000

Water takes the path of least resistance, unlike Repugnants that create a path of most resistance.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Let A Wingnut Explain Free Speach To You Leftists

Wed, 14 May 2014 23:33:56 +0000

Oh, pity me, I'm an opitomy.

Wonkette : Fox News, Keith Ablow Jump On Tiny Cartoon Genitals

Sun, 11 May 2014 13:45:37 +0000

A gay and black pro football player. Heads asplodin' like Jiffy Pop!

Wonkette : Fox News, Keith Ablow Jump On Tiny Cartoon Genitals

Sun, 11 May 2014 13:34:46 +0000

Only aerial footage of AAA towing John Wayne Bobbitt's penis is permitted.

Wonkette : Super Cool Supreme Court Decision Makes Mob Rule Magically Constitutional

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 23:21:40 +0000

Considering whites are the least growing demographic, I'll file this one into the "You asked for it" file for later reference.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks In Leisure Suit Denial

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 18:31:49 +0000

Ah, yes. The GOP's great memory lapse of Watergate. Second only to Iran-Contra.

Wonkette : Allen West's New Book-Shaped Object Full Of Slavery And Fake Founding Fathers Quotes

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 23:04:21 +0000

Such a patriotic cover of the patriot Allen West sitting on a patriotic American flag-painted Honda VTX 1300.

Wonkette : Please Run For President, Mr. Santorum. Your Country's Mommy Blogs Need You

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 03:13:28 +0000

Hey, it's the Asshole Dumpling Gang!