Compassionate con(s)ervatism at its finest.
I know you just want to get out and show it off, but you can’t just go swingin’ it around all willy-nilly.
For a quick second, I thought the dad was talking about religion. Silly me.
OT but check out the big responsive theme on our Wonkette!
Of course, you're not. Not to worry, I won't tell.
For an author of children books, our Doktor Zoom has quite a mouth on him.
So, voting for The Muslim Atheist Socialist Usurper (pbuh) made America undeserving of joy. Oh well, as long as the gays continue gaying up everything.
The malamute? Granted I didn't know there was such a thing as a dog makeover industry run by female dogs.