Vera_Knoop

Vera_Knoop

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7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +28 points

Ralph Nader disease

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +8 points

I'm a big fan of flavored seltzer, but I like to flavor it myself (mostly citrus). I also like it plain, though. Texture!

7 years ago @ The Toast - A Comprehensive List o... · 1 reply · +18 points

We're moving soon, and the thing I will miss most about our place, no lie, is that the cashier at the bodega across the street is an incredibly gifted avocado sommelier. Forget one perfect rose AND one perfect limousine, Dorothy Parker; I'll take one perfect avocado every time.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +64 points

I play a game with my partner called "XOJane or Reductress headline?"
She hates this game.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

I actually assumed the "terrible stupid rude misogynist boyfriend" link above was to this before I read on. This guy is the worrrrrrrst. And there are so many of him!

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Would Do If A... · 0 replies · +5 points

I think if I had grabbed at them with my clumsy toddler hands, it could have hurt them, but it's fine to let them land on you. I think the dust is a myth, though.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Would Do If A... · 1 reply · +6 points

Wh...? That's on a whole different level.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +6 points

I only have one cat, but he likes to do this with *me* (on the occasions when I am the only human in the apartment; obviously, the door is firmly closed otherwise.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Would Do If A... · 8 replies · +65 points

I used to scream and run away from butterflies as a child, but it's because some well-meaning adult had told me that if I grabbed one, the dust on its wings would come off and it would die, and I was terrified that one would brush past me and then I would be A MURDERER.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Would Do If A... · 0 replies · +7 points

That is just basic good sense.