gdp's Comments

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Make em say UHHHHHHH

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 03:20:58 +0000

Whoops I was so excited about this I didn't even proof read it. Corrected.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Joe Morgan is one of the greatest minds of the human race: a half-assed liveblog

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:44:36 +0000

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/3/17/795946/optimizing-your-lineup-by The definitive guide on lineup optimization. And no, it does not mention putting your best sac bunt guy in the #2 spot.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : BREAKING NEWS SHOCKERS!!!: Cats' breath still smells like cat food, Heyward to start for Braves

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:56:10 +0000

I saw him in person on Wednesday. He looks like he is standing on a little league diamond when he is out there. he's that large

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Might as well shut down the Oscars for 2013

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:13:28 +0000

It really can't be stressed enough that this is THE. BEST. INTERVIEW. OF. ALL. TIME.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Deep thoughts from the Speakerboxxx

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:35:05 +0000

Also a very valid point about Big Ben's prospects for conviction. With that legal team he is going to be so not guilty, the state is going to be in the hole to him a credit for about 3 major felonies

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Deep thoughts from the Speakerboxxx

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:33:45 +0000

Oh you goddamn right. They would have to invent about 15 new strains of STD's to describe the shit I would be contracting if I had that kind of access.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Bass to the Future

Thu, 4 Mar 2010 02:21:05 +0000

So this gives me a pretty good idea for a movie treatment.

Think of it as like... Anaconda meets The Expendables meets Terminator

So bassnet strikes first, and the cybernetic bass strike our human cities. Our first line of defense, our Pro Bassfisherman, strike back. But they are utterly whiped out, since half of them don't kick Mike Iaconelli's ass daily, and are by extension pussies.

Finally the government has to get our greatest bass fisherman out of retirement. So the individually convince Orlando Wilson, Bill Dance and Roland Martin to come back for one last tournament... To Save Humanity.

They then proceed to use their awesome fishing skills, juxtaposed with the comedy of their crotchety oldness, to rid the earth of the cybernetic bass threat

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Rick Reilly is incredibly sexist

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:46:59 +0000

gurlz always be shoppin lolol!!!111

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Somebody give Stephen A. Smith a football team right now

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:51:20 +0000

I have a couple of thoughts: 1) pwned 2) They should really publish Stephen A. Smith's articles in all CAPS. You know that's how he is thinking when he types things like "LEAVE IT TO THE EAGLES TO REMAIN THE SAME" 3) I would love to do a Madden Franchise with Smith. He would be one of of those guys who would draft 5 straight 36 year old ex pro bowlers in the first 5 rounds who all make like $14M a year. Then he would hit his salary cap about round 8 and have to sign practice squad guys to start at tt the other 14 positions. And like 3 years into his franchise all his decent players will have retired and he will have invariably traded all his draft picks for 34 year old running backs. 4) "Unwaivering, continual support" That is definately up for the big award in this years "Shit People Actually Said with a Straight Face"-ies. I mean come on bro, for serious? I could make a whole new blog that is just "Minor shit that has happened that has caused an entire eagles crowd to turn on their team"

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : What do you know about the Olympics? Well,I've seen it on television of course. Television? NBC.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:59:27 +0000

I clearly have not been watching enough Days of Thunder.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : And the hits just keep on coming

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:50:12 +0000

I also like that the Youtube description of the Ackrite video points out that it is "Very High Quality". You are goddamned right Ackrite is high quality. Also, what a brotha gotta do to get a Hittman tag around here? Hell, theres not even an Alison Brie tag on this bad boy, and I fully intend to include her in about 1 post a week going forward.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : And the hits just keep on coming

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:16:20 +0000

This is a disturbing development. Breeding with Nastia Liukin is a big part of my personal eugenics program.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : NASCAR please stop

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:23:11 +0000

Ok I dont know about all that other noise, but I think the real news here is that there is a sport called Ice Dancing. WTF is that? Is it just regular dancing on ice? I think if fucking Ice Dancing can be a sport, breakdancing should DEFINATELY be in the 2012 games. Or even Ice Breakdancing

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Tiger to speak; media to continue to be disingenuous, self-righteous

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:53:21 +0000

Just so you know I was considering a quick hit post on that earlier, thought about it, and couldn't do it.____This is the Dave Wannstadt railroading Ricky williams into an early retirement level of franchise depression

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Tiger to speak; media to continue to be disingenuous, self-righteous

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:15:50 +0000

I'd like to offer a hearty BIRDCALL to all of the above

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : US Sailors Have Good Priorities

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:21:32 +0000

But seriously. If anyone knows where I can buy any of these outfits, please post the link here.

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : US Sailors Have Good Priorities

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:02:49 +0000

Also between us I mean those 4 not-us handsome dudes there are just about the 4 sweetest pairs of shorts/pants I have ever heard of. My power rankings go: 1) White and blue sailfish shorts 2) Blue shorts with the inexplicable but awesome pink squares 3) Red and white crab shorts 4) Baby blue linen pants. That picture makes me want to be a better man

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : US Sailors Have Good Priorities

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:59:38 +0000

Oh well there goes our anonymous sports blog writing days. Way to put a picture of us, Deutchebag and our drinking buddy Reginald Thurston VII right on the front page

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Floyd Landis is Not Guilty

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:58:29 +0000

Way to keep your credibility, France. If Floyd tried to "hack" an anything, it would go down alot like that scene in Zoolander where Owen Wilson hears that the files are "inside the computer", and tosses it off the 2nd floor to break it open

Take Your Skirt Off Tom Brady : Dog Shows Don't Suck

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:49:50 +0000

Stefan Vanderhoof: When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bar tender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.