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389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Sen. Bob Cor... · 1 reply · +14 points

The slutty blonde "Call me Harold" campaign ad against Harold Ford was how Corker used leverage to get elected.

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hollywood Liberals Con... · 0 replies · +10 points

I am shocked!

Shocked I say, that the bio-pic of the man who made a pecker picture famous would get an R.

Oh the humanity!

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Old Handsome Joe Biden... · 0 replies · +13 points

Romney is a funky munch who'd make Cindy's fun barrel clam up.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dry Your Eyes, Wonkers... · 4 replies · +37 points

Chris Matthews loaned him a shiv.

Ad Age sez CNN's focus group wuz 100% southern rednecks.

Ha Ha Ha:

UPDATE: It turns out that CNN's poll was, shall we say, not representative of reality. CNN notes that 37% of respondents were Democrat and 33% were Republican, but as a commenter points out, a closer look shows that none of the respondents were under 50; all of them were white; all of them were from the South.

420 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh No France Is Social... · 2 replies · +8 points

Needz moar French girls in mini-skirts signing "Zou Bisou Bisou."

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Heartless Plutocrat M... · 1 reply · +13 points

"CEOs do not really understand what the deal was with Periclean Athens."

It won't take the fuckers long to find out that "Periclean Athens" had about 70,000 slaves that "could be owned privately or by the state."

A modern CEO will prefer his own.

Athenian society in the time of Pericles

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging Obama's '... · 0 replies · +5 points

Old Blood 'N Guts will spare no blood or guts to keep the poppy fields open for business and the world safe for narco thugs everywhere.

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney's Rich Buddy Wa... · 1 reply · +18 points

In Connie's (I'm guessing that's his preppy nickname) version of “It’s a Wonderful Life” whenever a depositor withdraws a dolllar from a bank an art history major loses his job.

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney In NYC: Obama S... · 0 replies · +6 points

Spotted Dick caused Tower 7 collapse.

423 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kathryn Jean Lopez Wou... · 1 reply · +5 points

She's probably thinking of Charlie Sheen's sexy new Fiat commercial.

My favorite part is the blinking ankle monitor when he gets out of the car.

Catholics are FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen's new Fiat ad - at Vulture