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Wonkette : Confederate Flag Genius Takes Ice Bucket Challenge, Lights Self On Fire Like Buddhist Monk (Video)

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 20:34:10 +0000

Annnnnnddd the video has been removed from YouTube. What a shame.

Wonkette : Confederate Flag Genius Takes Ice Bucket Challenge, Lights Self On Fire Like Buddhist Monk (Video)

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 20:31:32 +0000

It'd be better of they immolated it.

Wonkette : WND Publisher Joseph Farah Just Wants Equal Rights For His People, The Hate-Gay-Marriageists

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 21:19:00 +0000

Having read the original Nostromo I'm almost 100% certain I'd prefer the version above. Such a turrible book.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Has More Thoughts About The Blacks

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:50:51 +0000

"Just do what the king wants. If you don't do anything wrong, the redcoats won't be quartered in your home." -- What the supporters of Officer Wilson would have said in the late 1700s Also:

“If everyone just stopped with the racism thing, it’d all just go away ...

He's correct. If some cops would all stop being racist and killing unarmed black men, this would all go away.

Wonkette : The Week In Lawsuits: House GOP Saves Republic From King Obama With Heroic Sueage

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 20:22:12 +0000

Chuck Johnson will not be mocked. You have been warned, America. Yes, he will. Probably forever, if we're so lucky.

Wonkette : Hi! How About All Y'all Stop Yelling At Me About The Ads? A Message From Your Editrix

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 14:26:09 +0000

My free Obamaputer and Obamaphone help offset the costs of Obamacare so I can not leave comments here. THANKS, OBAMA!

Wonkette : Keith Ablow May Be A Narcissist, But What Does Keith Ablow Think About That?

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 20:53:43 +0000

Huh. Dude even looks like a dick. How utterly not-ironic and just plain 'ol perfect.

Wonkette : Virginia Cops Want To Photograph Teen's Hard Penis Because Child Pornography Is Wrong

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 20:51:55 +0000

::pulls out pen and notepad:: Please proceed ...

Wonkette : Virginia Cops Want To Photograph Teen's Hard Penis Because Child Pornography Is Wrong

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 20:50:31 +0000

::slow clap:: How that has only 29 upfisties is beyond me.

Wonkette : How To Cancel Your Wonkette Subscription, And Other Important Answers To Terrible Questions

Thu, 22 May 2014 22:55:37 +0000

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?! More seriously: Sara is teh awesome. So cool to have her on board. Also too: use some of that monies to get this site mobile device friendly. PlzOKthxbai

Wonkette : This Nice Nebraska Tea Party Fella Is Your New Ted Cruz, America

Wed, 14 May 2014 16:16:04 +0000

My religious beliefs state that I'm allowed to donkey punch any and all Republicans I meet.

Wonkette : In Oklahoma, Hero City Official Rescues Property Values (For Himself), Lets Homeless Freeze

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 19:45:34 +0000

Derp omnia vincit ...

Wonkette : In Oklahoma, Hero City Official Rescues Property Values (For Himself), Lets Homeless Freeze

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 19:42:53 +0000

Somewhat fitting that someone named Harrod has a thing about shitting on those Not Like Him. Wonder if his wife washed her hands after writing that letter ...

Wonkette : Donald Trump Thinks Obama Should Resign Because That Guy From Mozilla Got Fired

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 19:21:48 +0000

I fucking wish those assholes would go Galt. Society would be better off and they'd all eventually croak because none of them would do the work needed to actually survive, as it's kinda hard to eat a marketing proposal.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Thinks Obama Should Resign Because That Guy From Mozilla Got Fired

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 19:10:37 +0000

Can someone please show me where in the 1st Amendment is sez one can say shit without repercussions from private individuals and organizations. Or, alternate post: To fucking hell with Trump, Eich, NRO, Sullivan, and the rest of these willfully ignorant fucknuggets. They're on the losing side of history and they know it.

Wonkette : You Can Have This Lady's Version Of The First Amendment When You Pry It From Her Cold Dumb Hands

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 21:16:17 +0000

Actually, if we continue to believe that our nation was founded by God we cease to be America and become Iran, you ignorant twunt.

Wonkette : Nate Silver Whinings Playbook: Why Doesn't Paul Krugman Love Him No More?

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 21:12:38 +0000

Not sure about Silver's analysis, but mine sez there is a 100% chance I don't give a fuck about the Nerd Fight du jour.

Wonkette : Dinesh D'Souza Parodied Obama's Ferns Video. Remember, Satire Doesn't Have To Be Funny.

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 17:31:45 +0000

Conservatives are not funny because their entire political ideology has become one based on spite and hatred of The Other. And that shit ain't funny.

Wonkette : It's Another Oregon Meth-Bust Alligator Story!

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 15:32:45 +0000

"Yeah, well, if Kid Zoom was a real American, the lil' whippesnapper would have a job instead of being such a massive moocher!" -- How a Tea Party clown would reply

Wonkette : It's Another Oregon Meth-Bust Alligator Story!

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 15:23:52 +0000

Follow Doktor Zoom on Twitter. He has no drugs ...

So what the fuck are you doing with our money, then? Paying bills or buying food or some shit? I haz a disappoint.