Almost as much as the Newtster.
In the day I used to whack off at her pictures. Can I be governor?
That's not really helping, notreelyhelping.
It's Oregon. They had to reach down to the Secretary of State to find an uncloseted bisexual for Governor.
Well, you've cured all those problems in your fabulously phonetic nom-de-plume.
Not one person enrolled? That is indeed a major fuck up. And health care was his career area before he got hooked on politics. I'm gonna google that because there has to be a story behind such a complete debacle.
Ted ascribes to the Groucho Marx rule on club memberships. He avoids joining any that would appropriately have him as a member. With the exception of the NRA of course.
You could have quit writing after the first two words in your head:
Even Jefferson Davis recognized that. Lincoln he could work with, and occasionally did, which is one of those goofy facts that pop up when real history rolls. He very much feared Andrew Johnson's accession to the Presidency if the South were to lose the war. Johnson, a border state hard liner, took no prisoners. So by killing Lincoln, the South got exactly the post-war assholery they deserved.
Hmm, Dan. Did it occur to you that Fartknocker may be the last subscriber to the Palin Report? Millions in profits indeed!
No wonder you're only getting 120 seconds of copy a week. (For which you should be PROFOUNDLY grateful. Imagine if you had to watch that harridan for 120 minutes each week?)
Be sure to turn off the TV when you leave the premises. Palin left hours ago.