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Ulricii

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361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +2 points

Almost as much as the Newtster.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +2 points

In the day I used to whack off at her pictures. Can I be governor?

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 1 reply · +2 points

That's not really helping, notreelyhelping.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +1 points

It's Oregon. They had to reach down to the Secretary of State to find an uncloseted bisexual for Governor.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 1 reply · +1 points

Well, you've cured all those problems in your fabulously phonetic nom-de-plume.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +1 points

Not one person enrolled? That is indeed a major fuck up. And health care was his career area before he got hooked on politics. I'm gonna google that because there has to be a story behind such a complete debacle.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ted ascribes to the Groucho Marx rule on club memberships. He avoids joining any that would appropriately have him as a member. With the exception of the NRA of course.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +1 points

You could have quit writing after the first two words in your head:

ASSHAT WANKERS

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +1 points

Even Jefferson Davis recognized that. Lincoln he could work with, and occasionally did, which is one of those goofy facts that pop up when real history rolls. He very much feared Andrew Johnson's accession to the Presidency if the South were to lose the war. Johnson, a border state hard liner, took no prisoners. So by killing Lincoln, the South got exactly the post-war assholery they deserved.

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hmm, Dan. Did it occur to you that Fartknocker may be the last subscriber to the Palin Report? Millions in profits indeed!
No wonder you're only getting 120 seconds of copy a week. (For which you should be PROFOUNDLY grateful. Imagine if you had to watch that harridan for 120 minutes each week?)
Be sure to turn off the TV when you leave the premises. Palin left hours ago.