gdp's Comments

chainsawsuit by kris straub : villain on a budget

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:20:18 +0000

One hundred and seventeen dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : cthulhu cheats

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:48:07 +0000

Cthulhu is using a non-Euclidean die to roll absurdly high numbers, like 47s; I have never played D&D, so it is not necessary to get the comic. Then again, maybe I'm completely missing the real joke which is 100x funnier, but this explanation works for me.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : chainsawsuit watches it for you: battleship

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:00:06 +0000

After a serious head injury, Matt wakes up to find that he has forgotten the definitions of every word. Only by constant work with his family and friends will he be able to rebuild the connections in his brain, and probably win a competition or save an orphanage or something. Can he master... Apples to Apples?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : climbing rocks

Tue, 7 Feb 2012 21:10:11 +0000

Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you. But, you know, small steps.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : winter up north

Tue, 7 Feb 2012 02:58:46 +0000

No, it's a 144-hour clock. They're just less common than 72-hour clocks.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : the worst customer

Tue, 7 Feb 2012 02:45:21 +0000

OH GOD, I CAN TASTE FOREVER!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : ambien NM

Sun, 5 Feb 2012 06:47:59 +0000

It is as though the "colour" did not truly exist, but was merely an invention of the mind. A small gift from higher beings, something that would eliminate but one of the many things which could drive us mad with a swift glance... magenta.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : guys night out

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 14:46:49 +0000

Hello, ladies. You want some tickets to the gun show? I'm not interested, but I don't want these to go to waste.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : the saddest french

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:53:36 +0000

This guy does everything he can to seem French, but people simply refuse to believe him. Hercule Poirot would be jealous.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : saw in summary

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:34:32 +0000

Except for the victims who don't agree, then you get to watch someone else maim them. It's thrilling.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : healthknife

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:50:17 +0000

While your intestines aren't even remotely redundant, who needs two? If you're having someone else do it, just make sure they remove the small intestine; despite its name, it's much larger than the large intestine.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : a new technique

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:45:33 +0000

I was on the fence about buying this book,but a recommendation from someone like George Washington has really convinced me. I'm very excited to... to... Oh my God! What if you read the book? I can't be sure that George Washington really recommended it!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : more facebook notifications

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:23:33 +0000

My friend once had a hooker Eunice Jorgenson-Chardwig him. The doctors nearly gave up hope by the fifth month, but he pulled through.