TxSpinyLizrd

TxSpinyLizrd

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368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Was Someon... · 0 replies · +5 points

Your cats make my cats look like total losers. And mine are still smarter and achieve more while taking their naps than a Palin.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho Gov 'Butch' Otte... · 0 replies · +4 points

“Removing that definition and replacing it with an ‘any two qualified persons’ definition will inevitably weaken those child-centric norms,” Schaerr wrote. “As a result, more children of heterosexual couples will likely grow up without the active influence of one or both biological parents, and will therefore face an increased risk of crime, emotional and psychological difficulties, poor performance in school and other ills.”

So he's thinking there will be a flood of parents leaving heterosexual marriages to enter a homosexual marriage? Why? Is this something he's contemplated? It gives such insight into the inner workings of these small minds.

371 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chuck C. Johnson Decri... · 0 replies · +12 points

You had me running to Wikipedia to see when he graduated. We did not overlap. Whew!

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liverwurst Snack Just ... · 0 replies · +4 points

My mother's version had sauteed mushrooms instead of the onions, and a dash of worcestershire sauce. Yummy stuff. When I make it I do not put it in beef aspic like she did for her fancy bridge parties.

379 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cliven Bundy And His O... · 2 replies · +17 points

Horse expresses his opinion on their conversation by taking a dump at 1:28.

385 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Are We Hating Obam... · 0 replies · +4 points

Somewhere there's a memo with that strategy lined out. Spooky.

385 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Republicans D... · 1 reply · +4 points

Wait a minute, I thought that was our state motto here in Texas!

387 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Godly Christian Girl J... · 2 replies · +25 points

Since the origin of saying "bless you" centered around the pagan belief that a sneeze might allow demons to enter the body, you'd think the christians wouldn't want to encourage the practice.

388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pothead Has Solution F... · 1 reply · +7 points

Willie abides. And he's calmer than you.

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Midwestern Police Tryi... · 0 replies · +13 points

Were you black while you did this?