gdp's Comments

/Film : Angels & Demons - What Did You Think?

Mon, 18 May 2009 05:18:26 +0000

You'd think Ron Howard understood the meaning of, "Jumping the Shark", considering he was driving the f*cking boat. But no, he had to have a priest miraculously (no pun intended) fly a helicopter, almost to heaven, and parachute away from a cataclysmic explosion which in essence was the creation of a tiny universe. I thought I was watching National Treasure 3: Battle Pope vs. Vatican City

/Film : LOL: Hustler to Release Star Trek Porn

Thu, 7 May 2009 19:23:41 +0000

I can only imagine the one liners Nick Manning has been conjuring up for this one. Read em' and weep. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Manning My personal favorite, "Cubs Win!"

/Film : Fox Announces Deadpool Spin-Off

Wed, 6 May 2009 18:55:26 +0000

Ah! the cable deadpool series. I always wanted to read it but never got around to it. I think it's because I wanted to wait and buy the series in its entirety, in volume form. As you may know, money for comics is a bitch, especially living in a Chicago and trying to pay for school. But thank you, there has been no pooping on my party. If anything, I spelled it right...so I win.

/Film : Fox Announces Deadpool Spin-Off

Wed, 6 May 2009 04:56:21 +0000

I was a hardcore marvel advocate a few years back, and even after playing Marvel: Ultimate Alliance I poked fun at the idea of Ryan Reynolds one day playing the masked jackass (who, still to this day, is one of my favorite superheroes...if anything because he's an antihero at heart). When I found out he was in the new Wolverine tragedy, I got so excited and repeatedly threw around the statement, "Called it." If I had known he would only be in maybe 10 minutes of it, and then given the ability to shoot lasers from his freaking face and spout blades from his wrists rather than wield his katanas, I would've stopped telling people how much of a "perfect" fit he was for the character (and then waited for the dvd release rather than the $8.50 movie ticket, but that's also because the movie was not worth the theater experience. i.e.: the bathroom scene that looked like his claws were digitally made by someone on youtube rather than a generally well paid special effects group). If anything, we got a taste of how he actually acted from the source material in the beginning of the film with his witty Van Wilder-esque remarks, which was actually what I was counting on the whole time. The link below keeps me hoping that one day the Deadpool character will be done right...because there's no way you can't get a kick out of the image while knowing the whole time that he IS in fact a good guy regardless. http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/2009/03/02/capt...

/Film : How to Lose Loyal Viewers in Advertising: 30 Rock and SNL

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:42:50 +0000

I thought I, along with one other friend, were the only ones using the term "post-ironic" in reference to the surrounding generation. Thank you.

/Film : Transformers 2: Devastator and Fallen Revealed

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:04:25 +0000

So... It's a robotic version of Tokka and an Acklay?