Who the fuck CARES whether Donald Trump lives or dies (the latter preferred)? Like Bachmann, Palin and the everyone having to do with American Idol, they are failed human beings. Wastes of protoplasm. Unworthy of attention. Yet our defiantly stupid culture insists on not only listening to these shitsacks but ENCOURAGING them. As for the pack of idiot reporters who chased The Hairpiece around, there's never a nut with a gun when you really need one
The "Help us Jesus" was the best part.
The Birther was immediately presented with the Orly Taitz Courage Award by Worldnet Daily
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay outside and your dog would go in" -- Mark Twain
President Michele Bachmann will straighten everything out in 2013. Just you wait and see
I had one of those anchor babies once but they couldn't get a good bite on the bottom, so the boat kept drifting
He went in by the back stairs
can we please get an emergency shipment of vibrators and Fleshlights sent to these people before they accidentally spawn again. Don't forget the instructions
Fischer probably had this particular brainstorm while blowing a guy in the bus station men's room.
The other ones. Hope Willy wiped the blood off his mom's ring before he gave it to her. What? Too soon?