en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/7832551 Comments by TripsyTripster http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950695708 Is your friend impaired in some way? Because ewwww Sun, 15 Feb 2015 06:38:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950695708 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950547866 He may be correct. After all, people did vote for him. If that's not a failure of education, I don't know what is. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:49:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950547866 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950542076 I don't get why everyone picks on the shark. It isn't as if anything else up on that stage could dance either. Or sing... Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:20:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950542076 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950067776 I know, right? That wine and those crackers? Ick! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:27:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950067776 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950067029 How fat is he? Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:22:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950067029 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950063397 Thankfully jeebus has kept the land of Ohio safe from all of this so I don't have to go outside in the cold to check on my squirrels to be sure they haven't turned. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:02:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576025/alabama-republican-says-gay-marriage-is-end-of-the-world-redneck-proves-hes-wrong#IDComment950063397 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950060267 I have a pet peeve and since I know it is my issue I wouldn't dream of trying to legislate it away even if I could, but ladies, black bras under white shirts? Please stop. (except for Gillian Anderson on The Fall - she can keep doing it - she's my "I'd switch" woman of the week) Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:45:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950060267 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950059001 Oh darling, you're sweet, 6 years later no one would pick up a sand dollar for me :P Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:38:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950059001 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950055557 Flashback. June 2009. Holmes Beach, FL. My daughter and I enjoying a nice walk in the white sand, watching the waves, hoping to glimpse a dolphin. Into our line of sight moves a fairly portly man. You know the kind, a big firm drum tummy and spindly arms and legs. He is wearing a zebra striped speedo. And gold chains. He is bronzed and hairy. He thinks he is god's gift. He attempts to chat us up. We smile and nod and keep moving. He moves briskly ahead of us and slowly bends over to pick up a shell saying, "Look here, a sand dollar for you lovely ladies." We don't see the sand dollar as we are transfixed in horror by his saggy scrote sliding out of the leg hole of his speedo and hanging midway down his skinny thigh. You're welcome. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:21:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576028/how-all-your-favorite-liberal-blogs-muffed-the-yoga-pants-bill-which-does-not-exist#IDComment950055557 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050063 The puppeh video almost makes up for the moron video. Love that frenchie who just sits there in his wee coat like, "The snow she is horrible! FrolEEK? En thEESE? Nooooo" Now I'm going to take my laptop to my bedroom and watch Neil... Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:51:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950050063 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950024952 Ahhhh RBG..... neither of us are lesbians and you're both a tad older than I and out of my league but I would love to drop a wet sloppy right on your lips. KTHANXBYE Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:52:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950024952 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950024255 Canada would like to remind you they are NOT religiously governed and hell no they do not want him back. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:48:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950024255 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950023898 Now THAT'S a party! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:47:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575953/ted-cruz-has-had-it-with-you-federales-gaying-up-those-nice-straight-red-states#IDComment950023898 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949817262 I had no idea those things could read! Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:30:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949817262 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949813513 I think he should take her snipe hunting. In Canadia. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:09:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575928/barack-obama-hates-maureen-dowd-as-do-all-patriotic-americans#IDComment949813513 http://wonkette.com/575934/scott-walker-way-too-smart-to-answer-whether-evolution-is-a-thing#IDComment949808545 Ugh. It's bad enough when they do it here. Taking the act on the road and making a laughingstock out of us is a bridge too far. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:39:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575934/scott-walker-way-too-smart-to-answer-whether-evolution-is-a-thing#IDComment949808545 http://wonkette.com/575923/john-boehner-mad-enough-at-democrat-obstruction-to-say-a-cuss#IDComment949800274 That's it. Shove that petard up there nice and deep like. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:53:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575923/john-boehner-mad-enough-at-democrat-obstruction-to-say-a-cuss#IDComment949800274 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949788589 I had to live 4 of the longest years of my life in ND. Including 2009. Yay for floods and blizzards at the same time! Life isn't long enough to live through weather hell OR amid "real 'muricans" ever again. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:46:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949788589 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777257 Holy fricking shit. Do yourself a favor and pour yourself a nice glass of wine, maybe put together a tasty little cheese plate too, and then read the comments under that profile piece. It's a goldmine of entertainment. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:45:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777257 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949775038 :::::erases Flagstaff from list of places to live::::::: Damn this list is getting short. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:33:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949775038