en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2650363 Comments by Trannysurprise http://wonkette.com/569019/these-real-patriotic-americans-just-want-to-hang-obama-from-a-tree-is-all#IDComment927788830 One could only hope they got stuck on I395 leaving DC by Ferguson protesters blocking it. Fri, 12 Dec 2014 14:03:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569019/these-real-patriotic-americans-just-want-to-hang-obama-from-a-tree-is-all#IDComment927788830 http://wonkette.com/567866/klassy-gop-lady-real-sorry-for-calling-obama-daughters-skanks#IDComment922841221 She actually just bought a condo in Alexandria! Lucky her! Mon, 1 Dec 2014 19:32:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567866/klassy-gop-lady-real-sorry-for-calling-obama-daughters-skanks#IDComment922841221 http://wonkette.com/567432/another-white-guy-wants-to-know-why-no-one-protests-blacks-killing-each-other#IDComment918354312 It's cute when conservatives pretend to care about blah people. Mon, 24 Nov 2014 13:51:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567432/another-white-guy-wants-to-know-why-no-one-protests-blacks-killing-each-other#IDComment918354312 http://wonkette.com/567254/watch-president-obama-invite-all-the-messicans-to-destroy-america#IDComment916074206 "Her only possessions were a cross, her doll, and the frilly dress she had on." But as she became a Senator from South Carolina.... Fri, 21 Nov 2014 01:42:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567254/watch-president-obama-invite-all-the-messicans-to-destroy-america#IDComment916074206 http://wonkette.com/567254/watch-president-obama-invite-all-the-messicans-to-destroy-america#IDComment916062770 It's over. Let the wingnut outrage monkeys commence their poop fight. Fri, 21 Nov 2014 01:17:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567254/watch-president-obama-invite-all-the-messicans-to-destroy-america#IDComment916062770 http://wonkette.com/567222/incoming-nevada-speaker-ira-hansen-is-your-new-favorite-wingnut#IDComment916052970 Where's our live blog of Bamz? After all, this is still a mommy/war/food blog amirite? Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:56:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567222/incoming-nevada-speaker-ira-hansen-is-your-new-favorite-wingnut#IDComment916052970 http://wonkette.com/566905/oh-hey-gop-whatcha-doin-breakin-some-laws#IDComment914460779 The red flowers only grow in the spring. You got your peanut butter in my chocolate. Wound my heart with a monotonous languor. VICTORY! Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:57:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566905/oh-hey-gop-whatcha-doin-breakin-some-laws#IDComment914460779 http://wonkette.com/565982/not-ready-for-hillary-too-bad-facebook-already-made-her-president#IDComment909010538 I prefer this way of voting. In fact I used it last Tuesday when I just went to my candidates facebook page and clicked the like button. It's so much easier than going to the polls. Thank goodness someone named "RNC" left a flyer on my door showing me how to do it. Mon, 10 Nov 2014 12:31:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565982/not-ready-for-hillary-too-bad-facebook-already-made-her-president#IDComment909010538 http://wonkette.com/565379/election-2014-liveblogging-the-gop-ocalypse#IDComment904973517 My voting day isn't until tomorrow so I've been told. So haha, jokes on you suckers! Just wait until us Democrats vote. Tue, 4 Nov 2014 23:22:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565379/election-2014-liveblogging-the-gop-ocalypse#IDComment904973517 http://wonkette.com/565247/hey-you-yes-you-have-you-voted-yet-you-need-to-go-do-that#IDComment904729346 A flyer in my neighborhood says that us Democrats aren't supposed to vote until tomorrow. I will let you know how it goes! Tue, 4 Nov 2014 15:34:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565247/hey-you-yes-you-have-you-voted-yet-you-need-to-go-do-that#IDComment904729346 http://wonkette.com/562253/horny-secret-service-dude-tried-to-trade-obama-schedule-for-panty-access-allegedly#IDComment883741279 I, for one, look forward to every Cocktober. Thu, 2 Oct 2014 16:55:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562253/horny-secret-service-dude-tried-to-trade-obama-schedule-for-panty-access-allegedly#IDComment883741279 http://wonkette.com/562154/science-center-teaches-boys-rocketry-girls-makeup-internet-certain-to-be-pleased#IDComment883353590 Only if they are done vacuuming. Wed, 1 Oct 2014 19:25:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562154/science-center-teaches-boys-rocketry-girls-makeup-internet-certain-to-be-pleased#IDComment883353590 http://wonkette.com/562046/duggars-did-a-pretty-good-job-edumacatin-their-womb-fruits-all-right#IDComment882906525 Weird that in that layer of "billions of dead things" there are no people. Homeschooling FTW FFS. Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:16:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562046/duggars-did-a-pretty-good-job-edumacatin-their-womb-fruits-all-right#IDComment882906525 http://wonkette.com/562043/mitt-romney-finds-entirely-new-explanation-for-47-percent-remarks-in-own-ass#IDComment882901107 The New York Times can get on their knees all they want but they will need to pry Mittens peen out of Jennifer Rubins pie hole before they'll ever see it. Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:01:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562043/mitt-romney-finds-entirely-new-explanation-for-47-percent-remarks-in-own-ass#IDComment882901107 http://wonkette.com/562023/arkansas-hero-lady-bans-muslims-from-gun-range-so-they-cant-cut-off-your-head#IDComment882851100 It's a good thing I have "Onward Christian Soldiers" set as my ring tone. This way the people at the gun range know I am just practicing killing non-Christians like it instructs me in the Constitution. Tue, 30 Sep 2014 18:46:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562023/arkansas-hero-lady-bans-muslims-from-gun-range-so-they-cant-cut-off-your-head#IDComment882851100 http://wonkette.com/561961/veterans-tell-nutsack-eric-bolling-what-he-can-do-with-boobs-on-the-ground-joke#IDComment882759018 Tit's OK. Tue, 30 Sep 2014 14:46:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561961/veterans-tell-nutsack-eric-bolling-what-he-can-do-with-boobs-on-the-ground-joke#IDComment882759018 http://wonkette.com/561830/national-review-writer-would-like-to-hang-all-the-sluts-who-have-abortions#IDComment882294212 They should just kill the mothers too. Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship? Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:41:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561830/national-review-writer-would-like-to-hang-all-the-sluts-who-have-abortions#IDComment882294212 http://wonkette.com/561390/traitor-barack-obama-murders-america-again-with-a-cup#IDComment880459363 He seems nice. But anyone that finishes his sentences with the word "period" as if his word is the final word on anything is a huge sloppy dooosh. Period. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 21:54:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561390/traitor-barack-obama-murders-america-again-with-a-cup#IDComment880459363 http://wonkette.com/561390/traitor-barack-obama-murders-america-again-with-a-cup#IDComment880403063 I think the military salutes him as Commander in Chief which would require a return salute even though he isn't in a uniform. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 18:24:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561390/traitor-barack-obama-murders-america-again-with-a-cup#IDComment880403063 http://wonkette.com/561325/republican-sen-pat-roberts-says-well-all-be-nazis-soon-sure-why-not#IDComment880344976 If I'm going to be a Nazi soon I can think of at least one Senator that is going to the Death Chamber of Votes. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 15:06:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561325/republican-sen-pat-roberts-says-well-all-be-nazis-soon-sure-why-not#IDComment880344976