ToastiestZombie
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11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Season Finale Has a bi... · 0 replies · +2 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Friendship is Witchcra... · 0 replies · +4 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Scribblenauts Pony Sho... · 0 replies · +6 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Friendship is Magic No... · 1 reply · +5 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Friendship is Magic No... · 0 replies · +5 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Mixed Media: Pony Snip... · 0 replies · +8 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Comic: Watch it Ralph ... · 0 replies · +6 points
(If you're joking then sorry for correction you)
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Flash Event: Write Kin... · 1 reply · +49 points
Born and raised in West Canterlot, Sombra used to spend most of his days hanging out in the playground, mainly playing his favorite sport baskethoof. Then a couple of mean crystal ponies came up to him and starting causing trouble. He got in one little fight, and his mother grew terrified of what the crystal ponies were doing to her son.
"You're moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Mare," she said.
He begged and he plead with her day after day. But she packed his suitcase and sent him on his way. She gave him a kiss and she gave him a ticket. He put on his Trotman and said "CRYSTALLLSSS!!!".
The train arrived, there was a pony who looked like a royal guard standing there with his name out. He wasn't trying to get banished yet, he just got there!
He whistled for a carriage, the license plate said Crystals and it had dice in the mirror. If anything he could say the carriage was rare. "Forget it, yo homes to Bel-Mare!" he thought to himself.
Shortly after arriving he grew tired of his new family's silly antics and decided to plan a full scale invasion of the Crystal Empire.
So he rode in on a carriage, and he yelled to the driver "Yo Homes, CRYSTALLLLSSS!!!". He looked at his empire; he was finally there.
To sit on his throne as king of the Crystal Empire.
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - MLP: Online Beta Relea... · 0 replies · +6 points
11 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Bronycon Retrospective... · 0 replies · +25 points
Just here to say that we are planning to sue this site due to turning my friend to pure jelly. He is now a gelatinous blob with no limbs. I will be making the lawsuit in the foreseeable future.