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Wonkette : Dems Reject Mary Landrieu Job Preservation Act, Beautiful Tar Sands Pipeline

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 20:23:48 +0000

But most people have been told that the US is going to get all this oil and it will make us energy independent and gas will be a quarter again (like it was when I was a kid).

Wonkette : Dems Reject Mary Landrieu Job Preservation Act, Beautiful Tar Sands Pipeline

Wed, 19 Nov 2014 18:18:03 +0000

As one energy industry consultant said, "Keystone is old news." Producers are just using other pipelines to get it to the gulf. I work, kind of, in the industry (I'm a natural gas person) and something rarely mentioned is that XL will refine the oil in the Gulf and then ship it overseas. That doesn't help us. U.S. takes all the risk and receive almost none of the benefits. Check out this Bloomberg article from the other day. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-11-14/keystone...

Wonkette : Your Pastafarian Porn Lady Of The Day

Mon, 17 Nov 2014 22:12:50 +0000

Hmmmmm.... I'm an atheist/pastafarian, I have a red colander, and I'm over 55 (and I'm a former member of Mensa--I can't stand groups). Can I wear my red colander to a Red Hat Lady's event?? Just asking...

Wonkette : Ferguson Cop Darren Wilson Has Always Been Calm, Respectful Of Citizens

Mon, 17 Nov 2014 16:24:55 +0000

I too wondered whether it was snark. Too deep for me. Did Officer Zimmerman shoot Michael Brown and citizen justice league hero Wilson shoot Trayvon? It's all the same in the end. Another dead black teenager (read thug).

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: How Satan Did Western Civilization

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 14:10:07 +0000

Birth Implosions is going to be the name of my next band.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican: When God Gives You Coal, You Have To Light It On Fire

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 14:11:06 +0000

“Who has the right to take what God’s given a state?” he said. Apparently, the correct redneck answer is: Peabody Coal co., Alpha Natural Resources, Cloud Peak energy, and Arch Coal inc (the top 4 coal companies in US). If no one took the coal and just left it in the ground. . . well, hell, that's what we want!!! I guess we agree with Tinkerbell and Buffalo Chip.

Wonkette : Someone Reminded Idaho Tribe Who Ted Nugent Is, So They Cancelled His Concert

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:47:18 +0000

Yeah, now those awful billboards will come down, reminding me of the wingnut, racist, gunnutty asshole every time I go downtown. I thought I'd have to wait until after the "concert/racist tirade/gun-show" to get his face out of my field of vision.

Wonkette : Texas Gun Humpers Now Upset They Can't Approach Any Old Motorist While Heavily Armed

Thu, 29 May 2014 15:02:42 +0000

I'm waiting for a gun fondler in their car to panic when approached by a "bedraggled, crazy-eyed man has an AR-15 strapped across his back" and Stand His Ground. Cue raging gun battle in the intersection.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Lifts Head From Bar, Slurs Out More Lies About Obamacare, Passes Back Out

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 15:00:15 +0000

She's right though. Given a chance, I would hope a lot of Democrats would go for Single-payer instead of this "save the insurance corporations" plan. Don't get me wrong, Obamacare is the best we could do, but one can dream.......

Wonkette : Cathy McMorris Rodgers Is A Horrible Lying Assclown

Fri, 31 Jan 2014 18:46:21 +0000

In Chattaroy (where I live), it is like "those people." This is the whitest of the whitest white bread area of Spokane County. And the county only has about 2% non-whites. Chattaroy has 0%. I was driving down the street when I first moved here and saw a young black kid walking down the street alone. We drove back around a few minutes later and the youngster was on the ground being handcuffed by police with a couple white kids standing nearby. We realized that's what happens when you WWB (walk while black) in this area. Not a good introduction to my new home.

Wonkette : Cathy McMorris Rodgers Is A Horrible Lying Assclown

Fri, 31 Jan 2014 18:40:24 +0000

Oh my fucking spaghetti monster!!! Not only is lying Cathy my congresscreep, but dear old stupid tea party Bette lives in Chattaroy. That's where I live. She's a neighbor. I really am in the deepest, creepiest red part of the state. I'd go back to Seattle but I hate the traffic.

Wonkette : You're Going To Be So Drunk By The End Of All The State Of The Union Responses

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 22:41:16 +0000

Just so you know, my wonderful (gag) rep, Cathy Mcminor-roger-that, also opposed the child bride legislation for the same reasons. That was the point that my head exploded and I learned to work against her in every possible way.

Wonkette : Despite Risk Of Raging Libido, GOP Picks a LADY To Deliver State Of The Union Response

Fri, 24 Jan 2014 22:02:24 +0000

She voted FOR the Violence Against Woman Act only on the very last go round. She tried to keep it okay to commit violence against those pesky gays, and Indians, and illegals 'cause Why not? It's fun??? Idiot.

Wonkette : Despite Risk Of Raging Libido, GOP Picks a LADY To Deliver State Of The Union Response

Fri, 24 Jan 2014 21:55:05 +0000

I love it. "Fluffer". My dear old rep (sadly) has risen high in the GOP by sticking her tongue so far up Boners ass he doesn't need a colonoscopy. She stays the hell out of her district ('cause who cares, we don't need anything). Spokane is just too far away from the GOP poobah butts she has to caress with her tongue.

Wonkette : Despite Risk Of Raging Libido, GOP Picks a LADY To Deliver State Of The Union Response

Fri, 24 Jan 2014 21:49:30 +0000

Sadly, as you can tell from my screen name, this idiot is actually my rep in Congress. Every damn day it frustrates the hell out of me. But I am a little blue dot in a swamp of red in good old Eastern Washington. Think of us as the Aryan Nation west wing that didn't get closed down with the main compound in Hayden Idaho (just a few short miles away. Arghhhhhh..

Wonkette : Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 21:07:32 +0000

Damn . I posted (if it gets the approval of the wonkette gods) that his name was Dwight Dibley. I hang my head in shame. I will now have to resign from the Red Dward fan club and turn in my hard light hologram drive. Now the Dibley was my Vicar of, fandom coming out.

Wonkette : Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:48:35 +0000

Why yes, Doktor Zoom, there could be a nerdier name. Re: Dwight Dibley, an alternate nerd character for Cat on "Red Dwarf". Now you would have a hard time being nerdier than that.