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Wonkette : With 'Rot' In Missile Crews And All The Rapiness, Air Force Faces Severe Purity Of Essence Gap

Wed, 8 May 2013 20:48:36 +0000

I'll see your "Day After" and raise you a "Threads." Brrrr.

Wonkette : Woah: Fox & Friends Nearly (Accidentally?) Practiced a Tiny Smidgen of Journalism

Mon, 6 May 2013 19:50:28 +0000

What's all this about Ben Gazzara? Can't people just leave the poor (dead) man alone? Also, thanks for the shout-out to Danger Island, Herr Doktor.

Wonkette : Obama's State of the Union Speech Is/Will Be Bad Because ....

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 14:44:05 +0000

There ought to be a personality profile checklist to tell you whether you're a Binder or an Extender.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Never Existed

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 22:30:12 +0000

Better never than late, I think.

Wonkette : A Year of Funny Fotos: 2010 In Dumb Pictures

Sat, 1 Jan 2011 18:13:33 +0000

Dammit, my calendar seems to be broken... Happy New Year, wonketeers! You people--editors, interns, regulars, irregulars--have helped me maintain a reasonable facsimile of sanity this last clusterfuck of a year, and for that I'm grateful. You people and Mr. Jack Daniel, I hasten to add. Cheers, and to a better year this time around!

Wonkette : Christmas Monsters Steal Thousands of Toys From Underprivileged Children

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:30:33 +0000

The Toys2Meth program is very strong up here in New England.

Wonkette : America's Congresswoman, Bachmann, To Become America's Senatewoman

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 14:38:40 +0000

In the spirit of secessionist nostalgia that pervades this sesquipedalocentennial remembrance of the War of Northern Aggression, I move for the reintroduction of vicious canings on the Senate floor.

Wonkette : South Carolina Honors Treasonous Slaveholders At Debutante Ball

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 14:30:43 +0000

Kentucky can secede this time around. Seriously guys, nobody's going to stop you.

Wonkette : Fox News Viewers Most Uninformed People On Earth

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 19:53:27 +0000

Well, it is pretty chilly today.

Wonkette : So This Is What Compromise Looks Like

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 14:58:02 +0000

What the Democratic Party has got here, is a failure to communicate. Seriously.

Wonkette : Scotland Yard Arrests Julian Assange For Unsafe Swedish Sexytime

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 14:23:48 +0000

I predict Mr. Assange will soon be singing his extraordinary rendition of the "Guantanamera."

Wonkette : Kentucky Governor Announces Plans To Build New Noah's Ark

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:04:23 +0000

Gah, Saturday afternoon at the parental homestead, ca. 1970 ... I see your Fifth Dimension, and raise you the Ray Conniff Singers.

Wonkette : Kentucky Governor Announces Plans To Build New Noah's Ark

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 20:54:13 +0000

The bourbon rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the bourbon.

Wonkette : WikiLeaks Documents: Canada Doesn't Trust U.S., Doesn't Feel Loved By It

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 20:43:31 +0000

In the case of the US and Canada, they may have been thinking of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Wonkette : Highway Bureaucrats: Drugged Up Drivers Crash and Die a Lot

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:50:00 +0000

Ironically, so does DUI. Or so I have found.

Wonkette : Highway Bureaucrats: Drugged Up Drivers Crash and Die a Lot

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:48:50 +0000

I take this as a wake up call.

Wonkette : Highway Bureaucrats: Drugged Up Drivers Crash and Die a Lot

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:19:09 +0000

“When the head is rotten, it puffs up and turns black, and the room is filled with the stench of decay. Also, brainnssss,” Abdullah was quoted as saying of the Pakistani leader.

Wonkette : 'One or Two' Passengers Can Wreck Entire TSA, Apparently

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 20:48:23 +0000

porno-scanners and aggressive ass-grabbing and vaginal probes Really, this sounds like my ideal budget weekend getaway.

Wonkette : Lame Al Qaeda Now Claiming Failed Terror Attacks, Too

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:41:41 +0000

So this is their in-flight magazine?

Wonkette : America Remembers Handsome, Murdered President

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:15:04 +0000

I well remember the shock, the numbing sense of loss. The astounded realization that Calvin Coolidge was now president.