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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Broken Record:... · 1 reply · +13 points

Oh, and while you're at it, can you do something about the #$*&%^! dogs next door?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Broken Record:... · 5 replies · +62 points

God, when you're done being pissed off, could you see your way to finally bring me a Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Conservative Blogger: ... · 1 reply · +51 points

Doesn't he realize that progressive are nearly impossible to herd?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Osama bin Laden' Buri... · 0 replies · +5 points


12 years ago @ Wonkette - Photos: America Pounds... · 0 replies · +5 points

Today, this is my theme song (sans irony): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdJRDpLHbw

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Photos: America Pounds... · 3 replies · +28 points

If the difference isn't immediately obvious to you, nothing anyone will post here will make it so.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Osama bin Laden' Buri... · 6 replies · +25 points

I understand your skepticism of the US government's sensitivity to Islamic tradition, but what's with the "killed"? Do you believe BL remains alive? Do you believe Obama would release info about BL's death if he wasn't 1000% certain of it, knowing that if he were wrong his re-election changes would be zilch? And where did you obtain the information that BL's body was given the ol' heave-ho "moments" (whatever that means) afterwards and "before anyone could get a good look at him"? I also hope BL's body was extensively photographed and hair/blood/whatever samples taken for DNA testing and maybe dental xrays, at least if anyone remembered the lingering "Hitler is still alive" nuttiness.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wal-Mart Shoppers Now ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Broke, yes, but still looking fabulous! http://bit.ly/jkva7F

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Socialist Supreme Cour... · 0 replies · +5 points

(Wringing hands) First, we'll set up the death panels...

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Christine O'Donnell's ... · 0 replies · +31 points

Dear Sexy-Witch:

You've caught the "eye of newt". How'd you like to be VP? C'mon ride my broomstick and lemme motorboat those big beautiful bedknobs of yours, and we'll talk about it.

Yours in fappishness,