I was a kid, and had one at a restaurant. My mother picked it up, and went to throw it at me, but completely missed. It went over my head, and landed in some poor woman's drink behind me. It was awesome watching my mother go and ask for it back.
How about a donut that is deep fried, with a gravy topping and bits of cheese curds layered throughout.
Call it the poutine donut? :P
Being a magician, I'm good with cards. I decided to have fun one night. Counted off by one. Friend won it all that night.
Species: Golden Poo
Power: When activated, temporarily causes your ball to become stinky, changing any peg it hits into a green peg.
"Why are you people putting words in our mouths?"
This is a pretty huge giveaway, if you ask me! 4000 Microsoft points would rock, as would mirrors edge.