ThisMeansWAR

ThisMeansWAR

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364 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Flash: CBS Reporter Co... · 3 replies · +10 points

So much fear, in fact, that you panicked and deleted one of my comments. So much fear that you had to dredge up a story from two years ago in order to flail at Morgan Loew. The fear is obvious.

364 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Flash: CBS Reporter Co... · 1 reply · +8 points

See what I mean about your panicky fear of Loew's report tonight? People who are terrified tend to lash out exactly like you're doing now.

364 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Flash: CBS Reporter Co... · 13 replies · +15 points

My staff informs me that your fear of tonight's news report is palpable. They produced a detailed background report proving that there are days when even the birthers wish Zullo wasn't such a lying sack of dogshit. However, this event is an unnecessary distraction from the extended celebration by Barry and his vicious little thug wannabe on the occasion of their successful attack and removal of two of their fellow birthers. Let's all just ignore whatever Loew has to say, and get back to bragging about how the Gerbilmeister and the Dwarf Poodle Bird threw Scott and William off Gerbil Report.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Listen Live: No End To... · 1 reply · +8 points

My Director of Propaganda confirms that Morgan Loew of CBS Channel 5 in Phoenix has been investigating the Cold Case Posse and where the money went for the fake "criminal investigation". He's tweeting that he'll have a report tonight, which means he already has the story. This is going to be bad news for Zullo. Loew seems to have followed the trail that Stephen Lemons sussed out, leading to the scammer Dennis Montgomery.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Listen Live: No End To... · 2 replies · +16 points

My Director of Trolling Operations says that you have an excellent instinct for self-preservation and a healthy herd mentality. As a result of your willingness to throw your own fellow birthers under the bus, you will NOT be viciously attacked by the few remaining birthers here in the Land of the Gerbilmeister and his rabid little Dwarf Poodle Bird. Congratulations!

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Listen Live: No End To... · 4 replies · +23 points

My chief psychologist and his team put out a very convincing white paper about the Umpteenth Birther Civil War, showing that Barry and his vicious little chihuahua have no choice but to pretend that Scott and William were Obots all along. Otherwise, the rest of you might figure out how much damage they've done to the birther movement, chasing away perfectly good birthers just because they weren't insane enough for Gerbil Report.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Bombshell: Maui Police... · 3 replies · +11 points

My people are now telling me that the rest of you better shape up or ship out. Political correctness is the order of the day, being enforced by Barry and his pet dwarf. Don't like it? Then find another website, scrubs.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Bombshell: Maui Police... · 3 replies · +15 points

My staff informs me that William - - the other birther who claims to be an engineer - - has also disappeared since Barry and Falcon began viciously attacking their fellow birthers and trying to divide this site into opposing camps.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Bombshell: Maui Police... · 7 replies · +24 points

My staff informs me that this report is truly shocking and amazing. An overweight elderly woman who has a heart attack in the ocean can drown! Who knew? Why wasn't she as healthy as the young men? Very suspicious, until you realize the PDF isn't a forgery.

365 weeks ago @ Birther Report: Obama ... - Clips Revealed: Filmma... · 3 replies · +11 points

My staff informs me that anyone who thinks Sheriff Arpaio and Mike Zullo are going to hold a press conference any time this year or next is a mental bental without the slightest grip on reality. It's far more likely that cats will begin flying south for the winter.