en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/4948448 Comments by Theywontlisten http://wonkette.com/557450/david-gregory-booted-from-nbc-at-least-he-has-4-million-to-keep-him-company#IDComment866160256 After ground chuck then samuel l jackson gets to host right? Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:17:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557450/david-gregory-booted-from-nbc-at-least-he-has-4-million-to-keep-him-company#IDComment866160256 http://wonkette.com/557171/pothead-has-solution-for-border-crisis#IDComment864825716 Stoner Jeezuzz needs some visene Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:03:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557171/pothead-has-solution-for-border-crisis#IDComment864825716 http://wonkette.com/557171/pothead-has-solution-for-border-crisis#IDComment864825552 Willie, you are always on my mind. I'll take a couple of hits for ya tonite Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:02:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557171/pothead-has-solution-for-border-crisis#IDComment864825552 http://wonkette.com/557122/missouri-gov-jay-nixon-finally-ready-for-his-closeup-cnn#IDComment864787025 He asks his stupidity every morning if it makes him look fat. Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:43:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557122/missouri-gov-jay-nixon-finally-ready-for-his-closeup-cnn#IDComment864787025 http://wonkette.com/557122/missouri-gov-jay-nixon-finally-ready-for-his-closeup-cnn#IDComment864786576 Every morning his meds say to him "please take me back". He ignores them cuz they are whiners and he doesn't cotton to whiners. Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:42:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557122/missouri-gov-jay-nixon-finally-ready-for-his-closeup-cnn#IDComment864786576 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864783816 Last I heard there were only 3 or 4 of them. Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:32:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864783816 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864783164 Will MyFace sell my personal info to one of those 3 strong young black panther bucks. I haven't been on a date in a while Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:29:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864783164 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864782625 My sainted mother? Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:27:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557092/fox-news-helpfully-explains-new-black-panthers-are-going-to-kill-you-now#IDComment864782625 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864781684 My company locked me out of Wonkette, I'm back but I don't know for how long. Note to Editrix, I've been paying my dues so I'm still a card caring Wonketeer am I not? Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:24:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864781684 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864780663 According to steve king we are all god's children. Well I'm not your doG is not the boss of me. Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:20:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864780663 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864780231 THIS ASSHOLE Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:19:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557115/steve-king-knows-an-african-when-he-sees-one-missouri#IDComment864780231 http://wonkette.com/554242/welfare-rancher-cliven-bundys-son-faces-arrest-for-skipping-court-had-excellent-reason-probably#IDComment854315233 I read them growing up and Veronica is a lying skank cock tease Tue, 15 Jul 2014 18:23:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554242/welfare-rancher-cliven-bundys-son-faces-arrest-for-skipping-court-had-excellent-reason-probably#IDComment854315233 http://wonkette.com/550533/baptist-university-to-professor-being-a-beardo-is-cool-being-on-a-beer-can-is-not#IDComment838153840 If I got rid of my beard tomorrow would you still remember me? Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:44:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550533/baptist-university-to-professor-being-a-beardo-is-cool-being-on-a-beer-can-is-not#IDComment838153840 http://wonkette.com/550533/baptist-university-to-professor-being-a-beardo-is-cool-being-on-a-beer-can-is-not#IDComment838146808 If Jesus was alive they wouldn't let him join their little club. He's way too liberal. Except that one Jesus who caries a rifle. Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:19:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550533/baptist-university-to-professor-being-a-beardo-is-cool-being-on-a-beer-can-is-not#IDComment838146808 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145933 Fucking Assmunchers Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:15:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145933 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145688 On point!!! Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:15:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145688 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145551 They have respectfully declined the oppotunity to host him again. He's just too "outhere" for their taste and they know that they will gain nothing by holding him. He's like a Beta Max machine...fucking as useless as a tit on a nun. Mon, 2 Jun 2014 20:14:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550474/gop-suddenly-super-opposed-to-freeing-american-pows-for-some-obama-reason-obama#IDComment838145551 http://wonkette.com/550525/drug-suspect-found-place-in-ohio-police-chiefs-heart-pants#IDComment838134317 Nice! Mon, 2 Jun 2014 19:30:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550525/drug-suspect-found-place-in-ohio-police-chiefs-heart-pants#IDComment838134317 http://wonkette.com/546264/rightwing-media-stroking-nevada-ranchers-coming-standoff-with-feds-will-explode-with-delight-at-climax#IDComment816419287 Say, Mr. Militia Man, How does it feel to have white people come and take your shit away and make you obey their laws. Did they give you any blankets? You fuck faced fucker. Said all use Injuns Fri, 11 Apr 2014 15:29:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/546264/rightwing-media-stroking-nevada-ranchers-coming-standoff-with-feds-will-explode-with-delight-at-climax#IDComment816419287 http://wonkette.com/546258/beetle-browed-whine-machine-ben-shapiro-pretty-sure-stephen-colbert-is-al-jolson#IDComment816409429 Conservatives hate Colbert because watching his show is like looking in the mirror or sitting at the family bar-b-que and they know what they are seeing is evil and ugliness in themselves and their friends. It hits too close to on home Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:53:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/546258/beetle-browed-whine-machine-ben-shapiro-pretty-sure-stephen-colbert-is-al-jolson#IDComment816409429