Appear to go off-topic but very passive aggressivly stay on-topic.

"You didn't go to church did you!"/point

"Do you like Jesse Ventura? I think he is great but also a little crazy. One time he said "Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers"" /point

"Well, when the President does it that means that it is not illegal."

We've had criminal presidents before. Except they were held accountable and shamed into obscurity.