Make the fort different, eh? WEEEEELLLL...
The Pyro, he could talk
And Miss Pauling would rock
And Dustbowl would be a giant tree that would devour everyone 'cept the Engie and me
And Heavy would be underground in a box with with Spies
Demo would give away grenade launches shooting burning chocolate sticky bombs
And that stupid Nazi Medic would have born with horns and a tail
And the Sniper would wear a cool jacket
And the Scout just couldn't hack it
And Saxton wouldn't change at all, or I'd be a mess on the wall
And this little Soldier would be modestly hot girl
You know the kind that only sorta hot so they don't hang out with other Spies...