TheSheriffsNear

TheSheriffsNear

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436 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hoosiers To Beat Up Ol... · 0 replies · +6 points

That was stretching the joke a bit, SorosBot. Nonetheless, I support all Tolkein references on general princple. Thus a thumbs up for you, esteemed Wonketteer.

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Knows Tha... · 4 replies · +12 points

Becca, darling, I understand this is your blog/personal plaything/courage journal. And you really are a doing a fantastic job keeping up the place. However, and I say this with love, when it comes to all things Peggy Noonington, you should let Jim Newell handle it. That's what he was born to do.

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vice President Dick Ch... · 0 replies · +1 points

Wow! That took me back to my mispent youth! That's off their second album. I remember a review in some LA music-scene magazine citing this song with the comment "Just in case you thought they'd mellowed out."

444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nixon Library Exhibits... · 0 replies · +11 points

Ah, life's rich pageant where personal aspirations and fantasies are crushed by our self-destructive compulsions.

444 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nixon Library Exhibits... · 0 replies · +6 points

Harelip! Harelip! (the customary response)

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Noted Humanitarian Rus... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well played, Chichi. That's the joke I was looking for. Time to turn in my History degree.

445 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Noted Humanitarian Rus... · 2 replies · +10 points

"And the fact that this year’s inductees into the Hall of Famous Americans includes His Grossness and Dred Scott? " That's what you call balance! What you give to those people, must be balanced with what you give to our people. (We, the white, god-fearing citizens of Rockridge.) Well played on the timing, too.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House of Representativ... · 1 reply · +23 points

And I would dig up Senator Preston Brooks' remains to shit in his skull if I could. Exhibit A for why the South and South Carolina deserved the retribution it brought down on itself.

(This from a 6th gen Mississippian raised in California)

457 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Roadside Redneck Scrab... · 0 replies · +3 points

Uh, shouldn't your tag read "Volk Art" ?

463 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happy 10th Birthday, T... · 0 replies · +2 points

That will teach you to wear a burkha when you travel!